The scene opens at the Classic Wrestling promo area deep within the Classic Arena. The camera focuses in on an unusually-frustrated Carlos Ruiz, who is pacing back-and-forth. He takes a deep breath before finally peeling his Maui Jim sunglasses off of his face and turning to the camera.
“I sorry if I sound a bit of ungrateful… but Carlos just do not understand something. After Señor Bruder lose in a fight on the Classic show last night, there is only one person who have record of 4-0 or better in all of the Classic Wrestling. This, of course, is Carlos Ruiz! But then I see what is happening on the next episode of the show. I get put in fight with Undercover Lover in match that no one will care about. Carlos is beginning to feel like I not getting taken seriously here in the Classic Wrestling.”
Carlos frowns a bit, looking down at his shoes. However, he snaps out of it quickly and looks back up at the camera.
“That is fine. Carlos is going to show the world why Carlos should be taken seriously. The Undercover Lover is fairly new in the Classic Wrestling, so it would be nice of me to welcome him the right way. After Carlos is done fighting with you and defeating you, Señor Lover, I am going to give you a gift that is very nice! I will give you the finest bottle of the Spanish wine that I have. Teso La Monja! It is very expensive, but it seem like you can use it as you try to impress a señorita!”
Carlos winks at the camera, smiling for the first time.
“I sorry very much that your debut did not go well. You lose to el Autobus. It is funny, that is something that we have in common. We both fight with el Autobus in our debut in the Classic Wrestling! But the difference between you and Carlos is that I win my fight with el Autobus! It is okay, Señor Lover. Not everybody can win all of their fights!”
Another wink at the camera, knowing that he’s officially undefeated. Who cares about that battle royal, right?
“One thing that Carlos hear about you, Señor Lover, is that you enjoy taking the ladies from people. That is not very kind, I would think. It is not nice to take something that is not yours. Bueno. The good thing for Carlos is that I do not have girlfriend. Si, there was once Señorita Iggy, but she is with Señor Dio now…”
Carlos gets sad for a brief moment, as he zones out and think about his ex-girlfriend. He snaps out of it again and chuckles.
“Back to the business. Señor Lover, you are going to come into this fight thinking that you can bounce back from a loss to el Autobus, but you are facing person who is the hottest wrestler in all of the Classic Wrestling! It not going to be easy for you, especially since Carlos is clearly a little bit frustrated. I going to take my frustrations out on you, Señor Lover. I hope there are no hard feelings! Like I say before, I will give you nice gift after we are done with the fighting. Maybe you can find other girl to impress since Carlos not have one! Bueno… Señor Lover, I wish you best of luck on the Classic Wrestling show! May the best man win. VIVA LA LUCHA!”
Carlos winks at the camera once more, slides his Maui Jim sunglasses back onto his face, and walks off-camera. The scene fades to black.