Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was the biggest musician ever. This is why:
Musicians today: “I will have no taste, and will make emo crap! I am a little baby, and I am trash, and I suck. One coffee frappucino please. Here is a poem I wrote about politics.
Mozart: “I am not going to be like that.”
Now you can begin to see Mozart’s power.
On top of that, Mozart could make music out of anything. He once made a masterpiece just by squeezing a chicken. He did symphonies just by squeaking his shoes on the floor. He could drive demons out of wicked men just by whistling sweetly with his big lips.
Furthermore, Mozart did all of this without a computer. People today cannot even tie their shoes without a computer, and that is why everything is such a dump.
If you come to someone’s house, and they do not own at least 3 of Mozart’s albums, then you are legally allowed to commit any crime you want.