Derek Miracle stands in front of the camera.
“Oh yeah dudes. It is the miraculous one, Derek Miracle. As I stand before you, one of the newest signees of Classic Wrestling. I know a lot of you cats and kittens have been waiting patiently for me to debut inside the ring. That time has come mamas and papas. The Hardbody one is in my sights.
I am going to completely mess his life up. I am going to make an example of him as I rise through the ranks of Classic Wrestling as I become the best of the best.
Ooh wee can’t no man stop the miracles from happening daddy!”
He walks back and forth. He looks into the camera.
“No more will this company be run by a few bad men. Time for the good ones to take control. Time for the good ones to run this town. If I die tomorrow, you know what they say… Only the good die young baby!”
With that the scene fades to black.