We open with a shot of what appears to be someone’s bathroom, mainly focused on a mirror and sink as we are once again informed this is “A RANDALL SCHWARTZ PRODUCTION.” Soon enough, the man himself steps into frame, giving a good look at himself into the mirror to adjust his tie before turning his attention to us.
“Hello there, and hola! That’s Spanish for hello, in case you didn’t know. I’m Randall Schwartz, and today I want to talk to you about the benefits of making new friends. In any business or trade, it is important to work well with others…and sometimes, your people skills allow you to make friends with your coworkers. It’s not always easy, especially in pro wrestling and entertainment, but your ol’ pal Randall Schwartz is nothing if not a friendly fella.”
Randall flashes a grin before turning back to the mirror, grabbing a comb out of his coat pocket and adjusting his hairdo as he continues talking.
“The better the friends you make, the smoother your career is gonna go. Just look at Shujin Yama, a proud warrior of his culture. He’s the type you want to be friends with, especially when you’re set to team with him in a wrestling match! So, as you can see, I’m getting ready for a very important business meeting to establish this relationship…because I will not be losing to the likes of Carlos Ruiz and Vito Valentino, no sir!”
Randall’s demeanor starts to change, an angrier tone in his voice as he continues.
“Carlos, compadre, you show a lot of heart and compassion but it will only get you so far! And as for you, Vito, well…I’m gonna need you to slow down, pal!”
Randall slams his comb into the sink before walking off, leaving the scene as we fade to black.