[Takes place prior to Harry Chest’s Body of Law promo]
Dash Dackson and his counterpart, Hello World, are seen strolling through a lush garden.
Dash Dackson: I must admit H-Dub, places like this really make me happy to be back in the past.
Hello World: My sensors are pleased with the aesthetics as well sir.
A booming voice can be heard in the distance. Dash looks out ahead and then back at Hello World.
Dash: Ok, so remember Dub, I need to look…
Hello World: Stoic sir?
Hello World: Heroic?
Dash: No. What is the word for Metacomer at this time?
Hello World: Cool sir.
Dash: Right. Cool. As cool as a jern-zang! Wait, do they have them here?
Hello World: Not for another 72 years sir.
Dash strokes his chin.
Dash: I need something cool to say. Something like “Don’t look now because here comes the future!” How’s that?
Hello World: Not great.
Dash looks to be taken aback by his trusty robot’s honesty but nods.
Dash: You’re right. Maybe something like “I’m ready to DASH into action!”
Hello World says nothing.
Dash: I will take your stunned silence as a sign that you are awe-stricken by how cool that is. Ok you go roll over there and give them the signal to look up.
Hello World: Up sir?
Dash: That’s right. UP!
Dash stands with his hands on his hips looking up to the gargoyles on the roof in the distance.
[Takes place after Harry Chest’s Body of Law promo]
Harry Chest extends his hand out towards his upcoming tag team partner. Dash looks at it and then glances over to an obviously exuberant Tanner Spray, who is looking on in earnest at the prospect of this super team. Dash flashes him a smile and then looks back at the ever-impressive Harry Chest. The FUTURE FIGHTER dramatically reaches his hand back and brings it in with force to embrace the hand of Harry’s.
Tanner Spray: Holy Dynamic Duo! Can you feel the excitement in the air Hello World?
Hello World: I do not feel anything.
Harry Chest and Dash’s handshake lasts longer than an average handshake, but that is only because it was anything but average. These two larger than life personalities along with their sidekicks were about to embark on a tremendous journey.
Dash: H-dubs, prepare a transmission!
Hello World wheels into position and goes into broadcast mode. Tanner Spray looks on in awe as the red-light on Hello World’s head blinks red.
Hello World: Broadcasting sir.
Dash: Ladies and…
Harry Chest: Random Citizens!
Dash looks wide-eyed for a moment.
Dash: Yes! Random Citizens! I love that!
Harry Chest nods.
Dash: I came back to this time, your time, with one purpose and that was to right the wrongs that would turn my time into a post-apocalyptic nightmashery. I managed to take out Freddy Chedda a few weeks ago but the list of bad timers that need to be stopped continues to grow. Whenever I am unsuccessful in this time, my future falls further into uncertainty.
Harry Chest: There are so many evildoers in this world and beyond.
Dash: That’s right Harry. That is why for the first time ever, these two heroes will JOIN UP for the greater good!
Dash puts his hand out and Harry Chest shakes it as the camera zooms in on the gesture. An excited round of clapping can be heard coming from Tanner Spray. HW’s camera zooms back out and focuses on Harry’s chest hair and then up to his face.
Harry Chest: Random Citizens, allow us to introduce to you the BODY OF LAW. Together we will right the many wrongs in the present…
Dash: … and the FUTURE!
Harry Chest: That’s right good chum and this week on Classic Wrestling TV we will debut against Surf Express Bro.
Dash: H-dub, what’s a chum?
Hello World: Still broadcasting sir.
Dash: Right, never mind. Surf Express Bro, you two seem like good… um… “Bros” as they say, but when we get into the ring you will be used as an example for what BODY OF LAW can do.
Harry Chest: For I am its chest!
Harry puffs out his burly barreled chest.
Dash: And I am its fists! The Future is HERE!
Dash puts up his hands before bumping them with Harry Chest. The two then look into the camera and walk out of frame. Hello World exits broadcast mode as the newly formed team excitedly begins discussing strategy.