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A Sit-Down With Vito Valentino Feat. Patrick Moss PART II

Patrick Moss and Vito Valentino are once again sitting across from one another. They wear the same clothing each individual wore in Part I, suggesting both interviews were filmed together on the same day. The “Classic Wrestling” banner still hangs behind them, and the same lonely looking dracaena rests on a square table between interviewer and interview-ee.

Vito actually has a watering can pointed at the plant, but Moss covers his microphone. In a whisper, he is heard speaking.

MOSS[Whispering]: Psst. It’s not a real plant. You don’t have to water it, but thanks anyway!

METRO[Whispering]: Oh, well [beep]. I thought it was real!

Suddenly, Moss realizes they are back on. After clearing his throat, he motions for Vito to have a seat back in his chair.

MOSS: Thank you for rejoining us today as my very special guest, “Metro” Vito Valentino, continues answering some lingering questions from yours truly! Thanks for joining me again, Vito.

METRO: Eyyyy you remembered to call me Vito!! Haha. Thanks, Moss. It’s a pleasure.

MOSS: Not a problem, Vito! So, for the second part of this three-part interview, I just want to touch on a couple of things with you regarding Classic Wrestling before we get into the real hard-hitting stuff. Sound good?

METRO: Absolutely. Let’s do it, baby!

Vito once again sits forward in his overstuffed chair, waiting for the third question of their interview.

MOSS: So by the time this is released, the first round should be all said and done. With that in mind, who is your prediction to win the last of the first round matches?

METRO: Lessee, then. What do we have left? We have that massive Colossus dude and Gordy Lovett. My heart wants to pick Gordy ‘cause he and I have a similar build and I think it would be a great match-up. But my brain is tellin’ me Lord Colossus. Seven-feet? Shooooot, Moss. I don’t know what he’s capable of yet, but for all I know he could be a big lumberin’ idiot with a glass jaw, but somethin’ tells me he’s not.

Moss nods and looks at his notes. Writing something on one page, he continues to listen to Vito’s answers.

METRO: Then we got Randall Schwartz and Rikki Roxx. Gotta go with my man Roxx here. Just somethin’ ‘bout him that’s so damn entertainin’, y’know? The Pariah of Power Slides just might be one of my top three favorites to here in the tourney, but again, we’ll see what happens!

MOSS: Interesting choices, Vito. I wouldn’t have guessed you choosing Rikki Roxx, but I’m glad your predictions aren’t… well, predictable.

Vito laughs at this and shrugs.

METRO: Always the tone of surprise, Moss! Hahaha.

Pausing for a moment to think about the rest of the first round, Vito continues.

METRO: Then we got Rush Starlin’ fightin’ Freddy Chedda. I have to say, I’m pickin’ Starlin’ here with an emphatic win. Somethin’ about this Chedda cat has me thinkin’ he’s in over his head.

MOSS: Ooh. Strong statement, Vito.

Vito shrugs and sits back in the chair. Toying mindlessly with the dracaena plant, he sighs.

METRO: Maybe. But that’s up to Chedda to prove me wrong, ain’t it?

MOSS: It certainly is.

METRO: Then of course we got the OTHER Freddy. Freddy Kilgore takin’ on Dash Dackson. This is tough, Moss. I’ve seen both boys facin’ off in other parts of the world before and they’re very impressive. Gonna have to go with Kilgore here, and I’d even go as far as sayin’ Kilgore is my number one pick, aside from yours truly, to win the REAL World’s Championship. Johnny Saint Nelson and Rikki Roxx round out my top three, in that order.

MOSS: VERY interesting picks, Vito. So there you have it, folks. Did Vito go four-for-four with his predictions, or did he choose wrong? By the time everyone sees this, I’m sure we’ll have our answer!

Vito nods and holds his hands in a “prayer” with the hope he picked correctly.

MOSS: Stay tuned with us next week for the third and final part of this interview with the one and only Metro, folks!

Vito smiles devilishly before blurting it out.

METRO: Stay Classy, Classic Wrestling!

MOSS: Hey! That’s my line!

Gentle music that is most definitely heard on an elevator somewhere begins playing while the camera zooms out, slowly fading to a statement, and then to black.

Tune in on Tuesday, June 22nd, for the last part of this interview!

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