A somewhat frantic Dash Dackson is seen on screen walking back and forth. Hello World is doing his best to pace with him but has resorted to mostly moving forward and back to stay with Dash.
Dash: I don’t know H-Dub. This Freddy Cheese guy…
HW: Chedda sir.
Dash: Right. Chedda, he says he is flawless. I mean, he might be but according to his future profile, it doesn’t last very long. This could be where I crack this time travel mission!
HW: On account that you have failed to secure a victory thus far.
Dash: Harsh but fair H. According to the latest time briefing you gave me, Mozzarella…
Dash: Right, his luck seems to run soon. Perhaps it is me that makes it happen.
A staff member enters the area, causing the robot and Dash to stop.
Staff Member: Billy is ready for you two.
Dash: Ok, let’s do this HW.
The camera opens up on Billy Fields with a microphone in hand.
Billy: Classic Wrestling fans, please welcome my next guest, the man who claims to be from the future, Mr. Dash Dackson, and Hello World.
Hello World rolls out followed by Dash, who begins waving to the cameras.
Billy: Dash, welcome back to the show!
Dash: Thanks for having me here again Will.
HW & Billy: Billy.
Dash: Right, Billy.
Billy: I hope you don’t mind me saying this Dash, but you aren’t as lively as you were the last time you were on with me. Did you find out you bought the wrong lottery ticket?
Billy chuckles but Dash shoots him a confused look.
Dash: Why would I want to buy a ticket when I know all the winning numbers? That would go against a ton of time travelers codes and send me straight into Hyder State.
Billy looks over at HW, who just looks blankly back. The interviewer smiles and decides to move on.
Billy: Perhaps this upcoming matchup with you and Flawless Freddy Chedda has you panicked. After all you two both got into it during the broadcast of Slam-A-Thon.
Billy: It’s Billy.
Dash: Right, Billy. Can I tell you something, you know, just between the two of us?
Billy Fields looks at the camera, back at Hello World and finally to Dash.
Billy: Sure Dash.
Dash: My time mission hasn’t been very successful.
Just then Hello World prints something out. Dash grabs and reads it.
Dash: That’s true H-Dubs. It hasn’t been successful at all. I am currently 0-2 and now I need to go up against Gooder Gary Gouda.
Billy: That isn’t even close to his name…
Dash ignores the interruption and instead looks even more distraught.
Dash: Can I call you Sam.
Billy: No, it’s still Billy.
Dash: Sam, they are going to bring me back if I cannot start to make some headway in this time. The problem is this timeline is so confusing. I have all the answers right here…
Dash points to HW.
Dash: And yet… I keep falling short Philip.
Billy looks more and more annoyed and directs his attention to Hello World.
Billy: Hello World, have you ever seen Dash like this before?
HW looks at Dash for a moment.
Billy throws his hands in the air meanwhile Dash looks into the camera and begins talking to it.
Dash: Listen up Mr Cheese. You are standing in the way of my vital time mission. The fate of my world rests solely on my ability to beat you. I will see you in that ring and finally get my hand raised in victory. Your luck is about to run out Buoyant Barry Brei! THE FUTURE IS HERE!
With that Dash storms off the set, followed by Hello World. Billy fields simply looks to the camera and shrugs as it fades out.