We open to a video montage of wrestling clips from history with a voice over…
V.O: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the newest wrestling entertainment in the country! Join us as we find out just who the BIGGEST, The BADDEST, and the TOUGHEST Wrestler in the world today is! You’re going to see high flying action, tag team mayhem, big bodied men full of testosterone, and most importantly you’re going to see the best wrestling on the planet today! Welcome to Classic Wrestling!”
Cut to the inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio where we see all the fans are seated in the bleachers, and not one more single ass could fit in the space. The fans are loud and proud and excited to be at Classic Wrestling TV!
We move over to ringside where our two commentary team members are standing with on stage interviewer Otto Price!
Moss: Hello everyone, I’m Patrick Moss, I’ll be your lead play by play commentator…
Howley: …And as many of you already know, I’m Joel “Thunderbird” Howley and I’m here to provide an experienced colour experience! I’ve been in that ring for years, and I know what it takes to survive. Let me tell you folks, I’ve seen the wrestlers in Classic Wrestling and all I can say is WOAH MOMMA! Tell em Otto!
Price: Hello Otto Price here, Host of Classic Wrestling and onstage Interviewer! Very excited to bring you the fastest, and hardest hitting action in wrestling each and every week, right here on RBTV!
The team has assembled and the crowd is ready!
Moss: We’ver got a huge night ahead of us and to kick it all off we’ve got the FOUR, count them FOUR, World Title Tournament matches right here tonight. 16 Men square off for the biggest prize today, The Real World’s Title!
Howley: What a way to kick off our debut show on RBTV! 8 of the 16 guys going at it right here tonight, and join us next week when we finish off the rest of the first round with our other 8 competitors!
Price: We’re going to meet a lot of wrestlers you may or may not have heard of before, but most importantly we’re going to find out who is the best. The Real World’s Champion will have ALL the bragging rights if they win 4 matches in a row! There’s no better time than now to find out so lets get going!
As everyone moves back to their respective positions, a visual of the 16 competitors flashes across the screen before the tournament brackets display for all to see. The fans at the RBTV studio are cheating loudly in anticipation
Moss: Tonight on the show we’re going to see Vito Valentino vs King Kong Frank! Not to mention Johnny Saint Nelson vs Harry Chest!
Price: We’ve also got Jack Fargo vs “All Business” Alex Bruder, and in our Main Event of the evening Japanese Star Shujin Yama will take on one Rich K Hunt.
Howley: It’s going to be a jammed packed night of incredible action!