We open to the raucous crowd at the Gund Arena.
Moss: Welcome everyone to Classic Wrestling’s pay per event IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE! Live here at the Gund Arena, in Cleveland, Ohio! We’re back again folks for another great event.
The camera pans to the crowd. Signs in the air, people jumping up and down, and music playing.
Moss: I’m Patrick Moss and with me as always is “Thunderbird” Joel Howley!
Howley: Welcome folks for another great night, we’ve got so many great matches for you it should cost double!
Moss: That’s right Thunderbird, we’ve got every championship on the line tonight, and some number one contenderships as well. It’s the time to make a name for yourself here! Lets show em what’s on tap tonight!
Undercover Lover vs Shooter Landell
Holo Make vs Dewey Smarts
Surf Express Bro vs Rush Starling & Double Decker
#1 Contender PAC: Carlos Ruiz vs Gordy Lovett
Grudge Match: Dash Dackson vs Harry Chest
Tag Team Championships: The Foreign Legion vs BDSM (C)
Chain Match: King Kong Frank vs Lord Colossus
Premier American Championship: Freddy Kilgore vs Shujin Yama (C)
Real Worlds Championship: Vito Valentino vs Alex Bruder (C)
Moss: What a loaded show! I can’t wait to see every single one of those matches!
Howley: We’re not commentating through all these are we?
Moss: Why wouldn’t we?
Howley: I gotta call my agent!