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Welcome To Classic Wrestling: Episode Six!

August 20, 2021 by mikey

“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne hits on the Studio speakers.

The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. Still shots taken from SLAM A THON rotate across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…

Losing their entire minds!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

As the crowd dies down the camera lands on Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera.

Otto Price: Welcome ladies and gentlemen! I’m Otto Price and this is Classic Wrestling on RBTV! We’ve got a huge night of action for you fine fans, as well as many exciting announcements! We’re also going to hear from each and every one of our brand new champions, one way or another, following the biggest night of Pay Per View wrestling that Classic has ever seen! 

We see a SLAM A THON logo display next to Otto. 

Price: We saw four new championships crowned just a couple weeks ago including the culmination of the REAL WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP tournament that’s been going on for months! We want to congratulate all the contestants for making it a major success, and helping launch Classic Wrestling to the world! “All Business” Alex Bruder claimed his stake to the title, with a close win over Rush Starling! We also saw a six man battle royal for the debuting Premier American Championship! “Feral” Freddy Kilgore was able to eliminate TWO men at the same time to bring the championship back to…well…wherever Freddy is right now! 

A small KILGORE! KILGORE! chant breaks out amongst the fans. 

Price: Finally the Tag Team Champions were crowned when Bobby Dean and Some Man took out the team of Carlo and Gomez, The Amazing Amarettos! With men from both tag teams slated for action tonight, we’re going to get just a glimpse of the tag team division that is coming up in Classic Wrestling! It will be interesting to see what happens there, the last time we saw Bobby and Lunchbox, they were on the receiving end of a beatdown orchestrated by Eddie Dante by The Foreign Legion! 

Boos ring out through the arena at mere mention of their name.

Price: I can see our hometown crowd here are not big fans of that team! Finally folks we’re also going to hear from the man keeping things in line here, Commissioner “Gruff” Myers will be out here to address some items from SLAM-A-THON later tonight! You don’t want to miss this episode of CLASSIC WRESTLING!

The music cuts back in as we transition from Otto to the backstage.

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