“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne hits on the Studio speakers.
The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. The Classic Wrestling intro begins to play across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…
Losing their entire minds!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
As the crowd dies down the camera lands on Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera.
Otto Price: Welcome back to another great edition of Classic Wrestling television on RBTV! I’m your host, Otto Price, and joining us as always at the commentary desk is Patrick Moss, and wrestling legend Joel “Thunderbird” Howley!
The camera pans over to the commentary team who smile and wave. Well, Thunderbird flexes a bit. It moves back to Otto.
Otto Price: We’ve got an action packed show planned for you with some HUGE matchups. Including a highlight on Tag Team Action this evening! We’re going to see the return of Surf Express Bro as they take on a the odd pairing of Dash Dackson and Harry Chest! You know as well as I do folks, That zany robot, Hello World will be somewhere nearby!
The fans cheer, hoping to see the robot in person.
Otto Price: We’ve also got a big spotlight matchup between newcomer Holo Make, Rikki Roxx, and Randall Schwartz in our first Three way match! Who knows what kind of stuff we’re going to see when we introduce three men, every one for themselves. It’s going to be very interesting!
The fans start a chant for Rikki Roxx, Otto lets them get it out before he continues.
Otto Price: Another first for Classic Wrestling, we’re going to see Bobby Dean, one half of the Tag Team Champions, take on both, YES BOTH members of The Foreign Legion! Mushigahara and Leon Van Zandt. Bobby Dean has been compared to two men many times, but I don’t know if he’s ever fought two men? Where Foreign Legion go, so goes Eddie Dante…
Booing rings out from the Studio fans.
Otto Price: And finally in our Main Event of the evening We’ve got another Tag Team match! The fan favorite tag team of Rush Starling, and Vito Valentino…
The fans cheer loudly, Otto can’t help but be interrupted.
Otto Price: They will be going up against Lord Colossus and for the first time since he won it, Your REAL World’s Champion Alex Bruder in a HUGE Main Event! Vito and Rush both have REAL Worlds Championship aspirations, and you know Lord Colossus wants a chance to crush both of the men on the opposite team! We’re going to get going right now folks, thanks for tun….Wait… what’s that?
Otto holds his hand to his ear trying to hear something in his earpiece.
Otto Price: Ladies and Gentlemen we have something happening backstage… I’m being told we have a camera back there… Let’s…Lets take a look and see what’s going on!?