“Back In Black” by AC/DC hits on the Studio speakers.
The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. Still shots taken from the last few episodes of Classic Wrestling TV rotate across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…
Losing their entire minds!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
As the crowd dies down the camera lands on Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera. .
Price: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Classic Wrestling here on RBTV! We’re back for another exciting week of action, as well as the fallout from CLASSICMANIA! That’s right, just a few weeks ago we saw the biggest and baddest names in all of Pro Wrestling rage war inside the ring, including some new champions!
A CLASSICMANIA logo covers the screen briefly as the fans cheer. It careens into some still shots of the nights events as Otto does a run down.
Price: We saw The Undercover Lover crowned as the next person to face The Premier American Champion!
View of the Lover hitting on some lovely ringside ladies.
Price: Speaking of the PAC Championship, we also saw King Kong Frank retain the title in fantastic fashion against “Beautiful” Bobby Dean!
Shot of Frank chasing a terrified Bobby Dean around with a chain.
Price: The Amazing Amarettos had their titles disappear at CLASSICMANIA, Our new champions are HAUL & GNASH! REPOSSESSED!
We see an image of Suzi flipping the bird at the Amarettos, of course the bird is censored. This is a family show.
Price: In a steel cage match for the ages, the score was finally settled between All Business and The Feral One as Freddy Kilgore was the first to escape.
Freddy Kilgore celebrates with superfan Mikey and his dad.
Price: And finally in what may have been the biggest shock of the evening, we saw the crowning of a NEW REAL WORLDS CHAMPION! The Mecca! Vito Valentino came up JUST SHORT against the behemoth, Shujin Yama! Our new champion, is on a press tour as we speak and is not expected in the building here this evening. That said you know the wrestlers of Classic Wrestling will be lining up in short order to get the first shot at our new champion!
We cut back to Otto after the image of Shujin with the belt fades away.
Price: Tonight we start fresh as we head towards TOTALLY RAD RUMBLE! With four exciting matchups and much much more up our sleeves so to speak! Stay tuned this is one episode of Classic Wrestling, you won’t want to miss!