The Classic Wrestling fans are going crazy in the studio as we come onto the air. The cameras zoom past them as they all stand and cheer. I’m sure most of the fans at home are doing the same. The cameras come to rest on Otto Price behind his podium. He smiles from ear to ear as the tones of AC/DC begin to fade out. He speaks into his microphone as we open the show.
Price: Welcome Classic Wrestling fans to the 21st airing of Classic Wrestling on RBTV! I’m your host, Otto Price!
The studio gets loud with applause.
Price: We’re two weeks from CLASSICMANIA and I for one cannot wait to see what happens when some of the biggest industry stars around the world compete on the biggest Classic stage of all! Coming to you LIVE from Detroit, Michigan at the Joe Louis Arena on Monday, June 27th! Call your local TicketBlaster and get locked in today! Tickets are going fast!
People rummage through their pockets for quarters and run to the nearest payphone to order.
Price: We’ll also be live on PAY PER VIEW! Call your local cable provider and DEMAND CLASSICMANIA!
“CLASS-IC! CLASS-IC! CLASS-IC!”
Price: Tonight we’ve got THREE huge matchups for you as well as so many Classic Wrestling stars in the building! We’re going to hear from some of your favorites, and maybe some of your more ill-favored wrestlers! In the MAIN EVENT of the evening we’ve got a HUGE tag team match with championship stipulations! The team of HAUL and GNASH known collectively as REPOSSESSED, will take on Premier American Champion King Kong Frank, and Scott Hunter! Now from what I’m told Scott Hunter has not yet arrived here this evening so we’ll keep you up to date on that as the night progresses!
There’s a mixed reaction from the crowd as the camera pans over them. Then we see a young lady dressed up like Lunchbox Larry! You know she’s ready for some BDSM action!
Price: All of that plus so much more! Welcome everyone to Classic Wrestling on RBTV!