The Classic Wrestling fans are going crazy in the studio as we come onto the air. The cameras zoom past them as they all stand and cheer. I’m sure most of the fans at home are doing the same. The cameras come to rest on Otto Price behind his podium. He smiles from ear to ear as the tones of AC/DC begin to fade out. He speaks into his microphone as we open the show.
Price: Welcome Classic Wrestling fans to the 20th airing of Classic Wrestling on RBTV! I’m your host, Otto Price!
The fans cheer for Otto-bot.
Price: We’ve got a very exciting night of Wrestling action planned but we’ve also got some HUGE announcements regarding ClassicMania! Remember fans, tickets are on sale right now for the big show! We’re going to be coming to you LIVE on Pay Per View from The Joe Louis Arena in lovely Detroit, Michigan! We’re just a few weeks away from the biggest event in the history of Classic Wrestling!
Classic fans around the country pick up their phones and call their favorite nationwide ticket chain… TicketBlaster!
Price: Coming up tonight we’ve got great singles action including our Main Event when the HUGE Holo Make takes on the man whos been dead set on getting his hands on Alex Bruder… “Feral” Freddy Kilgore! Two huge superstars! One Classic Wrestling ring!
“KILGORE! KILGORE! KILGORE!” Breaks out across the studio.
Price: We’ve got a big tag team match as our Champions, The Amazing Amaretto’s will face The Bolts in a non title matchup! Can the champions defeat the dark duo? Or will Walt Whezl draw up a succesful plan?
The fans boo both teams loudly. Although there is some love for Suzie in the crowd, including a couple of Tshirts in the front row labeled “The Suzie Section”. They also have unlit cigarettes in their mouths!
Price: All of that plus four other action packed matchups! Strap in old school wrestling fans, it’s about to be Classic! Now I’m going to send it down to my partners at ringside for our first matchup!