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Welcome To Classic Wrestling: Episode 17

April 15, 2022 by mikey

The scene opens to an awesome music video of Classic Wrestling montage action! We’ve got highlights of Classic, including the recent Pay Per View “CAPITAL CLASH”. We’re treated to the theme for Classic Wrestling on RBTV! “Back in Black” by AC/DC is playing over the wrestling excellence. It continues to play when we move to the live studio. A slightly updated set with flashing lights has the fans dancing along. The volume lowers as we move over to our commentary team!

Moss: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, I’m Patrick Moss, and I’m joined by my tag team partner on commentary… Joel “Thunderbird” Howley! How we doing Thunderbird!?

Howley: I’m doing as well as anyone who looks this good would be my friend! We’re on the heels of Capital Clash in Columbus and I can’t wait to see what comes next! 

Moss: That’s right partner! What an amazing night it was. We have a new champion, we saw the end of some feuds, and the beginning of others! We also established some new challengers! 

Howley: Rumor has it we’ve also got some new talent in the building! 

Moss: Correct again my friend! Classic continues to attract all the best talent from all over the world! For more on this let’s kick it over to our host, Otto Price!

The camera cuts over to Otto who stands in a blue suede suit behind his podium. The fans give him a warm welcome.

Price: Hello Classic Wrestling fans! I’m Otto Price and we’re excited to be back here on RBTV. Tonight we’ve got FIVE huge matchups on tap for you! Including a main event you’re going to have to see to believe! Three of the biggest names in the history of Classic, when we see LORD COLOSSUS, “FERAL” FREDDY KILGORE, and the returning CARLOS RUIZ all clash in a triple threat matchup!

The fans are on the edge of their seats with anticipation. A “Car-los” chant breaks out in the studio. Otto continues through the chants. 

Price: We’re going to see Haul and Gnash back in action tonight as REPOSSESSED team up to take on the pair of Huginn and Muninn… THE BOLTS! That tag team match is coming up later tonight as well!

The fans don’t know who to cheer for in this one, but they know it’s going to be a brutal bout. 

Price: Apparently Randall Schwartz has repossessed his own Wrestling License, as he’s set to face one half of BDSM, Lunchbox Larry! What a fight that one is going to be!

The fans chuckle at the thought of Larry tossing around Schwartz.

Price: We’re also going to see Sgt Justice, who won his debut match at Capital Clash just a few weeks ago, back in the ring against a Classic Wrestling original… Ricky Broadway! I can hear him singing now!

The fans cheer for Sgt Justice in the studio.

Price: But right now it’s time for our first matchup! Let’s head to ringside and our to our ring announcer Harold Robbins!

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