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Welcome To Classic Wrestling: Episode 15

February 28, 2022 by mikey

The scene opens to an awesome music video of Classic Wrestling montage action! We’ve got highlights of season one, including the amazing Pay Per View events. We’re treated to a new theme for Classic Wrestling on RBTV! “Back in Black” by AC/DC is playing over the wrestling excellence. It continues to play when we move to the live arena. A slightly updated set with flashing lights has the fans dancing along. The volume lowers as we move over to our commentary team!

Moss: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, I’m Patrick Moss, and I’m joined by my tag team partner on commentary… Joel “Thunderbird” Howley! How we doing Joel!?

Howley: That’s THUNDERBIRD for you pal! I’m running on adrenaline Moss and ready for another big night of Classic Wrestling action! 

Moss: It’s going to be big, it’s going to be wild, and we’re gearing up for our next big Pay Per View event in just a few short weeks!

Howley: I can’t wait to see who’s going to be facing who, and I got a feeling we might find out some of that tonight! Well get ready Classic fans cause we’re BACK and we’re ready to rock here at RBTV Studios!

Moss: We sure are and let’s not forget to introduce the HOST of Classic Wrestling, my friend and yours… Otto Price!

The camera cuts over to Otto who stands in a blue suede suit behind his podium. The fans give him a warm welcome.

Price: Hello gentlemen, and hello audience! I’m Otto Price and I’m so excited to be back in your living rooms for another week of off the charts wrestling action. Speaking of that Pay Per View, I’ve got a big announcement, and we’re going to do it RIGHT NOW! 

The fans are on the edge of their seats with anticipation.. 

Price: Our next Pay Per View event is going to be called CAPITAL CLASH! For the first time ever Classic Wrestling will be branching out as this event will take place in our state capital! Columbus, Ohio!

Mostly cheering from the fans, a couple of Cleveland homers are upset at the news. Drew Carey somewhere may be shedding a tear as well. 

Price: Make sure to pick your tickets up as they go one sale right after tonight’s broadcast! Otherwise call your Pay Per View provider and purchase it now so that you don’t miss a second of wrestling action! SPEAKING of wrestling action, what a show we have for you tonight! In our MAIN EVENT we’ve got Shujin Yama the Premier American Champion, taking on the man who’s been on a roll in Classic Wrestling as of late, that’s Holo Make! What a clash between two giants in the sport!

The fans ooh and aah at the thought of two big men slapping meat.

Price: We’ve also got the Surf Express Bros back in action, when they take on that dastardly duo, Hilton Promotions! Speaking of tag teams, we’re going to see half tag teams too! Lunchbox Larry is going to take on Gnash of REPOSSESSED!

A “Lunchbox! Lunchbox! Lunchbox!” starts in the crowd.

Price: That’s not all folks Scott Hunter, who just recently defeated Premier American Champion, Shujin Yama, looks to make lightning strike twice when he meets one half of the Classic Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Carlo Amaretto!

BOOOOs ring out far and wide. Otto adjusts his tie.

Price: But right now it’s time for our first matchup! Let’s head to ringside!

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