“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne hits on the Studio speakers.
The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. The Classic Wrestling intro begins to play across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…
Losing their entire minds!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
As the crowd dies down the camera lands on “Autobahn” Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera.
Otto Price: Good Evening Classic Wrestling fans! I’m Otto Price and I’d like to welcome you to our TWELFTH EDITION of Classic Wrestling here on RBTV! I’m joined as always by my colleagues Patrick Moss, and Joel “Thunderbird” Howley!
The camera switches over to them. Thunderbird is flexing and daydreaming of yesteryear. Moss is just being his goofy ass self. Cut back to Otto.
Price: We’ve got a litany of matchups tonight that you wouldn’t believe! We’ve got the return of BDSM taking on the brand new tag team of Haul and Gnash, REPOSSESSED! That’s guaranteed to be an interesting contest! I certainly love a good dose of BDSM on Sunday nights!
The fans stare at Otto awkwardly.
Price: Not only that but we’re going to see one half of Surf Express Bro in Bowie Abrams, taking on Randall Schwartz whom we haven’t seen in some time! I wonder what he’s been up to!? Hopefully working on a gameplan for Mr. Abrams!
He shifts gears.
Price: On the slate is a HUGE matchup between the big up and comer, Holo Make, taking on King Kong Frank in what many consider a dream match! I just hope everyone can walk out of that match on both legs!
Howley: I wouldn’t want to be the referee in that one!
Otto adjusts some cards at his podium.
Price: We’re also going to hear from our REAL World’s Champion tonight, as he found out he’ll be facing Bradlee Nelson in his very first title defense! It was one week ago the young tag team specialist upset 3 other men to be named number one contender! We know that beginning last week we started a slate of 3 Championship shows! First up was Shujin Yama defending his Premier American Championship against Carlos Ruiz, and fortunately for Shujin, he was able to walk away still the champion last week! The question remains, will The Foreign Legion be able to have the same luck against The Amazing Amarettos? Tonight their Tag Team Championships will be on the line in our main event!
The fans in attendance get loud and excited for the big main event tonight.
Price: But right now let’s shift to ringside for some HOT HOT HOT wrestling action!