“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne hits on the Studio speakers.
The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. The intro video begins to play across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! This time however it’s highlights from the Classic Wrestling pay per view event, IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…
Losing their entire minds!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
As the crowd dies down the camera lands on Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera.
Otto Price: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Classic Wrestling on RBTV, I’m your host Otto Price and I’m so excited you decided to join us this week.. It’s going to be a big episode as we handle all the fallout from IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE! We saw new champions crowned, we saw championships defended, and feuds be decided! We’ve got some fallout right away tonight in our main event of the evening, isn’t that right Patrick Moss!?
The camera cuts over to the commentary booth where we see our two favorite wrestling commentators.
Moss: That’s right Otto, Hello everyone, I’m Patrick Moss and I’m joined as always by my partner Joel “Thunderbird” Howley! Carlos Ruiz has been on a hot streak as of late, and at the pay per view he earned a number one contendership to the Premier American Championship… well tonight he gets that shot!
Howley: That he does Moss, He’s going up against the only man to walk into IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE with a championship and walk out with one as well! Shujin Yama proved his dominance by retaining and beating “Feral” Freddy Kilgore in a brutal matchup!
Moss: Well tonight can lightning strike twice? or will the great luck of Carlos Ruiz continue!? We’ll see in just a bit! That’s not all we have Otto!
We cut back over to Otto’s podium.
Otto Price: Vito Valentino walked out of the big show with the big belt! He’s our brand new REAL WORLDS CHAMPION, and tonight he’s going to keep his eye on this one! Dash Dackson, Bradlee Nelson, Former REAL Worlds Champion Alex Bruder, and The Undercover Lover will all face in a winner take all shot at the champion on December 12th, right here on RBTV! Alex Bruder being the former champion believes he deserves a rematch with Vito and isn’t afraid to fight for it, and the other three men coming off wins at the pay per view! It’s going to be a huge match with even bigger ramifications.
He breaks and switches gears.
Otto Price: We’ve also got the Amazing Amarettos taking on the debuting BOLTS! We saw these two stick their heads into Lord Colossus vs King Kong Frank, and help Lord Colossus take home the win, now they have their own match as they try to show what they bring to the table here in Classic Wrestling. Lord Colossus will be in action with Ricky Broadway as well, you know Walt Wetzl will be around both of those matches if he can be!
The fans boo at Colossus and the Bolts.
Otto Price: Meanwhile I was just told by Commissioner Gruff Myers that win or lose, next week the Amazing Amarettos will get their Tag Team Title shots against new champions, The Foreign Legion! We’ve got so much action planned for you fans, that we can’t even get to it all right here! We’re going to get this show on the road, and we’ve got a singles match up first for you!
The fans cheer as the music starts up again.