“Flying High Again” by Ozzy Osbourne hits on the Studio speakers.
The CLASSIC Wrestling splash logo explodes onto your television screen as the music screeches onward at a dizzying pace. The Classic Wrestling intro begins to play across the screen in a dazzling display of audio-visual excellence! A quick flash brings the camera inside of the Classic Wrestling Studio to a crane-shot showing the pristine ring, the iconic television set, and the jam-packed bleachers full of fans placed just on the other side of the ring. The fans do their part to get the show off to a rock solid start by doing what they do best…
Losing their entire minds!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
As the crowd dies down the camera lands on Otto Price at his podium. He stands poised in a suit and tie, his large round glasses reflect a bit of the light. He smiles and brings the microphone up to his mouth, ready to talk to the camera.
Otto Price: Hello Classic Wrestling fans, and welcome back to another spooky edition of Classic Wrestling television on RBTV! I’m your host, Otto Price, and joining us as always at the commentary desk is Patrick Moss, and wrestling legend Joel “Thunderbird” Howley!
The camera pans over to the commentary team who smile and wave. Well, Thunderbird flexes a bit. It moves back to Otto.
Otto Price: What a night of action we have all lined up for all the fine fans of Classic-Wrestling! We’ve got 5 big matches set up tonight for your viewing pleasure and of course we’re only to weeks from IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE! Our next big pay per view event! Get your tickets now for what is sure to be a sold out crowd! We know in the Main Event of the Pay Per View we’re going to see “All Business” Alex Bruder defend the Real Worlds Championship against “Metro” Vito Valentino!
The fans cheer at the match and all hope in their minds that Alex Bruder loses! These fans are not unbiased.
Otto Price: Metro is going to be in action tonight in fact, when he takes on Randall Schwartz! Also at the Pay Per View we’ll see the team of Bobby Dean and Some Man, defend their Tag Team Championships against The Foreign Legion in what is sure to be a matchup of huge proportions! In a special grudge match we’re going to see King Kong Frank and Lord Colossus finally lock horns in a Chain Match! That’s fixing to get out of hand in a hurry!
The fans cheer at the announcement of a Chain match at the big show.
Otto Price: We’ve got that plus a littany of other matches in store for you fine folks of Classic Wrestling, but let’s not forget to talk about tonight! We’ve got Holo Make vs Ricky Broadway! Will Broadway get revenge for last weeks attack? We’ ve also got a big tag team match between #1 Contenders The Foreign Legion, going against the young upstart team of Surf Express Bro!
The fans in the audience start chanting “Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Otto Price: We’ve got a lot of fans of the tag team right here in studio apparently! We’re also going to see Scott Hunter going head to head with Rush Starling! A very evenly matched contest! I know I’m eager to see who comes out on top! Let’s get the show on the road Classic Fans, as this is Classic Wrestling on RBTV!