As we come back from the last segment the tones of Life in the Fastlane are dying out and our four competitors are in the ring.
Harold Robbins: This is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! In this corner…. The Team of LORD COLOSSUS! and “All Business” ALEX BRUDER!
The fans boo loudly.
Moss: Remember this is not the first time these two have teamed up!
Robbins: And their opponents… The Team of “Feral” FREDDY KILGORE…. (The fans already explode at that mention)… and… THE REAL WORLD’S CHAMPION….”METRO” VITO VALENTINO!
The cheering reaches ridiculousness.
Alex Bruder tries talking to Lord Colossus about who would start the match, but Colossus stands in the turnbuckle, looking across the ring at their opponents unphased by anything happening in his immediate area. Quickly Bruder realizes this and nods, before stepping out onto the apron.
The bell rings as Freddy Kilgore and Lord Colossus stand across from one another. The fans all on their feet in anticipation of the match to come. Kilgore bounces back and forth in his corner, he’s excited and ready to go. Completely unfrozen at this point.
While he sees the mountain of a man before him, he also stares dagger through the eyes of Alex Bruder. Without any further delay he runs full speed across the ring and dives at Lord Colossus.
Moss: He caught him! He caught Freddy Kilgore! Watch out!
Lord Colossus throws Kilgore back towards the middle of the ring, but The Feral One lands on his feet able to keep his balance. He puts both hands in front of him and motions for Lord Colossus to bring it. The fans explode.
Howley: How did he land that, he was about 8 feet in the air!
A furious Colossus comes running but Kilgore ducks the clothesline. As both men turn around the faster of the two, Freddy is able to land about 4 strikes in a row before Colossus reaches out. Ducking the grasp, Kilgore hits the ropes and comes back with a jumping forearm. Colossus wheels his arms to maintain balance but before he knows it Kilgores coming back at him with another one. One leg up in the air now for Colossus, Kilgore hits the ropes one more time as the fans are at the edge of their seat. He goes for a final flying forearm but once more Lord Colossus catches him across his body. The fans all suddenly hold their breath as they wait for the slam to come. As Lord Colossus lifts him up, he turns and Vito Valenito comes off the top rope with a flying dropkick! His feet land just above Kilgore and hit Colossus right in the breastbone.
Moss: LORD COLOSSUS CRASHES DOWN! KILGORE’S ON TOP OF HIM, HE HOOKS THE LEG! THE ASSIST FROM VITO VALENITO! THE REFEREE IS IN POSITION!
Howley: NO NOT LIKE THIS!
ONE!
TWO!
Howley: BRUDER MAKES THE SAVE!
Moss: Vito Valentino is up!
Valentino runs across the ring and decks Bruder, they both go flying over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Official Chip Newman can’t keep any order thus far. On the outside the two men begin to brawl.
Moss: We’ve seen these two butt heads many times here in Classic Wrestling, most recently for the REAL Worlds Championship!
Other referees come out to ringside and break the two apart. They order them back to their corners or they risk being disqualified.
Howley: Looks like we’re finally going to get some order out here Moss!
Back inside the ring Freddy Kilgore is working on Lord Colossus. He has him in the corner and he’s leveling him with a series of quick kicks to the midsection. Lord Colossus eventually is able to catch one, which has Kilgore hopping up and down trying to maintain balance. They move towards the center of the ring, and suddenly Kilgore tries bringing his free foot around for a kick. Colossus ducks under it and lets Kilgore fall. Colossus grabs him from behind off the mat and lifts him back up to his feet, then even higher before crashing down with a devastating back body drop.
Howley: DID YOU SEE THAT STRENGTH MOSS!? He lifted him like dead weight.
Wildkat looks on with worry, as Walt Whezl stands pleased.
Colossus once again lumbers towards Kilgore, wraps his massive hands around him and lifts him up once more. This time he moves towards his corner and offers a tag to Bruder. Alex considers it and shakes his head. Not just yet he motions. Colossus picks up Kilgore and goes to slam him down again but Kilgore flips out. Lands on one knee and one foot. He turns and dives to make the tag to his partner.
Moss: Here comes Valentino! Vito is fired up!
Indeed The REAL Worlds Champion comes in with numerous attacks on the lumbering legs of Lord Colossus. After a well placed shoulder strike to the back of the knee Colossus goes down. Vito drops a couple of crucial elbows on the inside of the leg of the big man. Official Chip Newman warns him about holding onto the leg too long, but Vito instead tries locking in a side leg submission. Once more Bruder is quick to intervene and break the hold. He grabs the hands of Lord Colossus before leaving the ring and pulls him towards his own corner… it’s not easy for the much smaller tag partner but he gets it done.
Howley: Bruder steps out, tags and steps right back in. Smart man! Vito doesn’t know!
Indeed Bruder is able to surprise the REAL World’s Champion with a quick knee to the ribs. He follows up with a second one. He tries to roll him up in a pinning combination but the Champion is able to roll through and out of the hold. They both grapple on the mat for a few minutes exchanging positions. Each looking for an upper hand. Finally they pull apart and both get to their feet. The crowd claps rhythmically as the two look to lock up in the middle of the ring. Bruder ducks behind and lifts the champion up. Vito reverses with a snapmare takeover. Bruder gets back up and runs at Vito nearly taking his head off with a running ax handle smash.
Moss: These two men may know each other better than any others in Classic.
Bruder slaps in a rear chin lock after not being able to get the Clutch right away. It isn’t long before the fans get behind Vito and his leg is rocking, then his arm starts pumping, then the crowd gets loud, then he gets to a knee, Bruder wrenches away but it’s no use. Valentino is back to a vertical base! He tosses an elbow into the gut to break the hold. He turns and hits the ropes and is able to clothesline Alex Bruder down to the mat. Valentino stumbles into his corner where Kilgore is begging for the tag. Bruder doesn’t see it happening but he stands up to find The Feral One in the ring and staring him down. His eyes go wide as he looks for an exit but it’s no use.
Moss: Freddy Kilgore is a animal unleashed! Look at him go!
Kilgore: FOR OTTOBOT!
Strike after strike land on Alex Bruder. The fans are losing it.
Moss: Here comes Colossus!
Kilgore ducks the strike and Vito enters the fracas. Now they double team the big man and run him off the ropes. They do a double dropkick when he comes back that sends him flying to the mat. Bruder is up and he gets a double dropkick for his trouble. Vito and Kilgore have knocked everyone down! They are fired up in the middle of the ring. Vito looks at Colossus and tells kilgore he’ll take care of him.
Vito pushes Colossus out of the ring, then steps on the apron. He runs and dives at the big man and they both hit the ground hard outside the ring. While Chip Newman makes sure everyone’s ok, Kilgore is waiting for Bruder to get back up. He’s in the corner lining up the shot.
Moss: He’s looking for the big boot!
Howley: What’s Whezl doing!?
Walt climbs onto the ring apron behind Kilgore and full force smacks him in the back of the head. The manager smiles to himself and the fans before he looks back to see a pissed off Kilgore staring back. Kilgore reels back ready to strike but his arm is grabbed from behind…
Howley: COBRA CLUTCH! He’s got it locked in!
Bruder falls backward onto the mat with Kilgore in his grasp. Kilgore tries to remain calm and power out of the hold. Flexing and pulling and twisting, he’s unable to find any leeway in the hold and his mind races as he runs out of air. The Ropes! He kicks his legs towards the corner he was just in and tries to reach them. They are just beyond his toes but if he keeps stretching, keep rocking, He can jusssstt abouuuttt get….
Darkness.
The referee calls for the bell as he deems Freddy Kilgore to be unresponsive.
Bruder waits for the referee to tell him he’s won to let go of the hold.
Megadeath begins on the loudspeaker and an angry Bruder pushes Kilgore away. Leering at him as he stands to his feet. Lord Colossus on the outside stares up at Bruder. Alex nods in his direction as Whezl is celebrating. Colossus doesn’t respond, instead looks over at the REAL Worlds Championship. Gazing at it longingly.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners by Submission… LORD COLOSSUS AND ALEX BRUDER!
Moss: What a match! What a way to end an exciting night of Classic Wrestling here on RBTV! What does this mean for the REAL World’s Champion!? What does this mean for the Feral one?
Howley: It means they might be in for a world of hurt Moss! Wow! What a night!
Moss: That’s going to wrap it up for us here folks, thanks for watching Classic Wrestling on RBTV, catch us same time next week! For Joel “Thunderbird” Howley, I’m Patrick Moss. Good Night!