Classic Wrestling superstar Jay Evans comes from behind the curtain. He gets a smattering of boos before walking over to Otto Price and his podium.
Otto Price: Jay Evans! This is an unexpected visit! You have something to say to great fans of Classic Wrestling?
Jay Evans: Yo let me give you some real talk . Everyone in the back knows I have been losing a lot but I still get back up and look I still get back up and occasionally from time to time not being able to walk thanks to someone in the back but next week is mania and if I lose and if I don’t get back up I’ll stop . I will stop wrestling and continue to make music but if I win and get back up I will show everyone that I am better than you think , than you all think . So all there is left to say is to say is I am sorry for everything and see you at Classic mania.
Otto Price: There you have it! A confident Jay Ev…
From behind Jay Evans is blindsided by Randall Schwartz with a microphone. The feedback cuts across the arena and all the fans wince. Evans is face down, Randall stomps a few times before yelling at Otto.
Randall Schwartz: JAY EVANS! You want a match at CLASSICMANIA!? Well, I do too and I don’t currently have a dancing partner! So consider this your invitation!
The Hollywood “star” starts dropping more and more stomps around the ribs of Jay Evans. Otto tries to pull Randall Schwartz off as we cut to commercial break.