Moss: We have plenty of great action still on tap here on RBTV where after Classic Wrestling stay tuned for a special presentation of the Murder, She Wrote reboot “Homicide Podcaster, He Spoke”
Howley: Excited for that one! Here in Classic Wrestling things are also heating up, and I’m loving it! Boy I miss being in that ring. Wait, what’s this? Can we get some sound by our ring announcer Harold Robbins?
Standing next to the ring announcer Harold Robbins, is the petulant young man and son of an RBTV VP, the self proclaimed head of talent relations Mr. Burton Howell III.
Burt Howell: Hi Harold. I just wanted to quickly give you some quick notes. Little tidbits to make the show better. I’m not happy with the job you have been doing.
Harold Robbins: Have we met? Also the show is going on right now?
Burt Howell: I am Burton Howell the third, head of talent relations and this is important stuff. I feel like your delivery really lacks energy. Also this is a television program. Have you thought about a healthier diet?
The ring announcer is taken aback as the crowd boo’s Howells comments.
Harold Robbins: I don’t think this is the proper time for this conversation.
Burt Howell: I disagree, and I will be adding a note to your personal file.
The chubby kid makes a note in his day planner.
Burt Howell: Like last week you said….“The Saint!” Johnny [beat] Saint Nelson! When I think it would be better like THEEEEE SAINT!!! Johnnnnnny [beat] Sainnnnnnnt [beat] Nelson!! Can you hear the difference? Like this Johnnnny Sainnnnnnnnt NELSON!
The crowd jeers.
Harold Robbins: “The Saint!!” Johnnnny Saint Nelson!!!!
The crowd goes wild.
Burt Howell: No you’re doing it wrong it’s THEEEEE SAINT!!! Johnnnnnny [beat] Sainnnnnnnt [beat] Nelson!!
The crowd again jeers at the delivery from Howell and Harold notices that, playing it up, as he slowly puts the mic to his lips the crowd already starts cheering.
Harold Robbins: “The Saint!!” Johnnnny Saint Nelson!!!!
Crowd reaches a feverish pitch.
Burt Howell: You’re untrainable. I will be talking to the owner tonight. Unacceptable.
The crowd again jeers Howell as he starts stalking to the back. As he’s walking away the ring announcer addresses the crowd.
Harold Robbins: Classic Fans Give it up for Burton Howell the Turd!
The crowd laughs and starts a “turd” chant as Howell’s pauses looks back at Robbins as his face turns a bright red with rage before turning back up the ramp storming off.
Moss: Glad somebody put the little fella in his place before he starts giving us all notes.
Howley: He better not be with me. Also I don’t think he’s actually the head of talent relations. I understand he’s an intern. Hopefully we can get that clarified next week. I’ll put my team to get an answer from Mr. Jimmy Dale.