We come back to ringside, where we see Harold Robbins and Kevin Clady have been joined in the ring by Fenderbender Jones, Nick Noodle, and the Black Belts before we cut to commentary!
Moss: Up next is tag team action as Ken Roddy and Joe Jitsu take on Fenderbender Jones and Nick Noodle!
Howley: Jones and Noodle are top-notch athletes in their own right, so we’ll see how they stack up agains the ka-ra-tay of the Black Belts!
Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of FENDERBENDER JONES AND NICK NOOOOOODLE!
The crowd shows some appreciation for Nick Noodle, but it’s offset by Fenderbender shouting at them for having the audacity to show any support.
Robbins: And their opponents…the team of Ken Roddy and Joe Jitsu…THE BLACK BELTS!
The crowd gives a big round of cheers for these martial arts masters, who respond in kind with a bow. With both teams ready, Clady calls for the bell to start this match!
DING! DING!
We start things off with Noodle and Roddy, Nick offering a handshake of sportsmanlike quality which Roddy accepts…sort of, giving a fist bump. Fenderbender shouts abuse at Noodle for showing respect, but is paid no mind as Noodle goes for a lock up…only to be met with a kick to the leg instead! Fenderbender can be heard laughing at this, even saying “I told you so” as Roddy continues the attack with a flurry of impressive kicks…until Noodle manages to catch a foot, sending Roddy down to the canvas! He manages to get a couple solid boots in on the karate master, before tagging in Jones.
Roddy is barely on his feet before Fenderbender lays in some hard punches, causing Clady to admonish him for the use of closed fists. This is not nearly as much of a problem for Roddy, however, as he answers the punches with a flurry of palm strikes that sends Jones reeling toward the ropes…where Roddy connects with a high jump kick on the rebound, dropping Fenderbender like a bad habit! This gives Roddy the chance to tag to Joe Jitsu, much to the delight of the crowd!
Moss: And here comes Joe Jitsu!
Howley: This looks like some bad news for Jones and Noodle!
Joe comes in hot and heavy on the offense, showing off his mastery of the art of the open fist upon ol’ Fenderbender, leading up to a spinning heel kick that takes Jones down hard! Jitsu makes the cover as Clady does the count!
ONE!
TW–NO!
Fenderbender saves the match with a boot to Joe’s head to break the pinfall, causing a ruckus as he stays on the attack! Clady is trying his best to control the mayhem as Roddy runs in to help his pal out, unloading some hard kicks on Jones to send him out of the ring!
Roddy turns his attention back to Joe with a nod, and the Black Belts reveal the power of ka-ra-TAY upon poor Nick Noodle…unleashing a combination of a Crane Kick by Roddy and a Leg Sweep from Joe! HIGH YA! This could very well be it as Jitsu goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners…Joe Jitsu and Ken Roddy…THE BLACK BELTS!
It’s all over as Fenderbender is finally back on his feet, too late to do anything about it as Clady raises the arms of Joe and Ken in victory!
Moss: Black Belts with a big win to turn things back around…but what’s this?
Howley: Uh oh, looks like ol’ Fenderbender’s about to have a word about what happened!
Fenderbender slides back into the ring, shouting more abuse at Noodle for slacking in tonight’s tag bout. Joe and Ken have heard enough however, as they get right up in Fenderbender’s face…and when he tries to shove them away to go after them, he gets a HIGH YA for his trouble as the crowd cheers!
Moss: And down goes Fenderbender!
Howley: That’ll learn you, Jonesy!
Moss: Don’t go away folks, we have more Classic Wrestling action in just a moment!
Fenderbender hightails it out of the ring and toward the entrance as the Black Belts help Nick to his feet, raising his arm to another pop from the crowd as we cut away from ringside!