• Info
    • We Are Classic
    • Classic Rules
  • Roleplays
  • Events
    • All Events
    • Classic Wrestling TV
    • PPVs
  • Roster
    • Wrestlers
    • Tag Teams
    • Champions
    • Staff
  • Login
  • Discord
  • Skip to main content
Classic Wrestling

Classic Wrestling

Mikey Unlikey's Fed of All Feds

Menu

That’s Rich!

June 27, 2021 by mikey

We move over to Otto Price who’s standing behind his podium, microphone in hand. Classic fans are ready.

Price: What an exciting week of action we’ve had so far. I want to thank each and everyone of you for tuning in here on RBTV! Don’t forget fans we’ve got all the merchandise you need, here at Classic Studios or online at Classic-Wrestling.com! The brand new TShir….

He’s cut off by the sounds of “Money” by Barrett Strong. The fans boo loudly as RIch K Hunt makes his way through the curtain. A look of disgust etched in his face. He stares at the fans who yell and shout at him, he blinks a few times and seems to brush them away with his hands before turning to Otto and heading over.

Price: Well I guess we’re being joined by Rich K Hunt! Rich how…

Hunt holds up a hand stopping Price before he pulls a rag from his vest and wipes the microphone off.

Rich K Hunt: Theodore Price… an appropriate name. Can I just say how awful this studio is? Disgusting all around.

Price: We’ve put a lot of money into this studio! You can’t disparr…

Hunt: What’s a lot of Money to someone like you Theodore? A couple thousand? You’re like every single one of these fans in attendance here in Cleveland. Not only are you okay with mediocrity but you’re going to be forever poor!

The fans boo loudly, a few standup and shout above the rest. They’re getting fairly angry.

Hunt: I mean SERIOUSLY! You’ve got the near toxic Lake Erie right around the corner. I can smell it from here. Wait…

He sniffs the air.

Hunt: Nevermind, that’s some of Cleveland’s finest over there.

The fans boos quickly turn to cheers as a new participant walks to the podium. It’s Carlos Ruiz! He saunters up and Otto moves the microphone his way.

Carlos Ruiz: Now you listen ‘ere Rich!  Carlos is not from the great city of Cleveland, but there’s one thing I can appreciate about the people in this audience. They appreciate hard work Rich. They fight and claw for every cent they make and their proud of it. They feed their family off the sweat off their back, and Carlos is the same way! In fact, I am not going to sit back and listen to you disparage the good people of Cleveland Ohio! You’ve never worked for your cash a day in your life! Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is and face me, right in that ring in two weeks!

Otto Price looks excited.

Price: Carlos Ruiz laying the challenge down!

He turns the microphone to Rich K Hunt.

Hunt: Theodore, don’t you ever pull the microphone from me again… and as for YOU… CAR-LOS! I’d be happy to slap the stupid off your face. You got yourself a deal!

The crowd goes wild as Carlos pumps his arms. He’s ready to take him out right now, but Rich is eager to get to the back.

Copyright © 2023 Classic Wrestling