The lights die down and a bit of smoke comes from behind the entrance curtain. “Abracadabra” by Steve Miller Band hits as the Amazing Amaretto’s come from behind the curtain with their lovely assistant!
The fans in the Gund Arena boo loudly at the pair of magic men.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next matchup is a Tag Team Match and is for… THE CLASSIC WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
The fans cheer loudly for the stakes. The camera cuts to the crowd where Surf Express Bro sit in the front row.
Moss: We’ve seen both these teams in tag team action, in fact both had to fight for the right to be here.
Howley: I’m sure they got no sleep till Cleveland too!
Moss: …And now one team is going to walk out of here with Tag Team Gold!
The Amarettos walk down the aisle, arm in arm, with their free arms outstretched. As the fans try to high five them, they move their hands to miss all the slaps. Finally as they approach the ring, their assistant goes to climb the steps, they softly push her out of the way so they can enter first.
The sounds of “You’re the Best” by Joe Esposito hit the arena, and the fans mood changes instantly. So does the mood of the Amarettos.
Back at the entrance way we see BDSM come through the curtain with smiles on their faces, waving to the crowd. Larry has a bit more confidence than last week.
Moss: A brand new tag team here in Classic Wrestling! These guys were given a chance last time out on Classic Wrestling on RBTV, and they proved themselves, earning a shot at this match tonight.
The pair make their way to the ring, actually high fiving the fans. As they enter the ring, Harrold Robbins begins introductions.
Robbins: Introducing first, coming to the ring currently, at a total combined weight of 722 Lbs. The team of Lunchbox Larry, and Bobby Dean this is BDSM!
The fans cheer loudly as Bobby Dean finally makes his way through the ropes and wipes his brow.
Robbins: Their opponents… weighing in at a combined 480 lbs. The Team of Carlo and Gomez Amaretto! THE AMAZING AMARETTOS!
As Robbins exits the ring we hear referee Felipe Chicoda call for the bell.
Moss: Looks like we’re going to see Lunchbox Larry vs Carlo to start the match!
Howley: Why doesn’t the big guy ever start the match?
Moss: I guess because he’s trying to help Larry get some experience. You can’t gain experience sitting on the ring apron Thunderbird!
Howley: I don’t know how you earn a check that way either!
Nonetheless our two competitors meet in the center of the ring. They lockup, as Larry clearly has the strength advantage, he pushes Carlo into the ropes where the referee calls for a clean break. Larry puts his hands up in the air, breaking the hold and backing off slowly. Carlo puts his arms up in the air too, only to stomp down on the foot of Lunchbox Larry. As Larry lifts his foot in pain, Carlo kicks the other one out from under him.
Howley: Now that’s a veteran move Moss, Lunchbox wasn’t quite ready for that one!
Carlo grabs the stomped foot now that Larry’s on the ground and immediately puts some stomps into the leg for good measure.
Moss: The Amarettos know they don’t have the size advantage so they are clearly targeting the thick limbs of Larry!
He drops an elbow down on him before standing up to pose and bow for the fans. The fans boo in response. Outside their lovely assistant claps for them for a second or two. Carlo is quick to tag in Gomez who goes to the second rope right away. As Larry starts to stand up Gomez comes off with a double ax handle smash on the back of the neck of Larry that sends him sprawling once again.
With a quick bow he motions to the crowd. They do not receive him warmly. On the opposite side of the ring Bobby Dean tries to will his tag team partner on.
Gomez Amaretto yells something out to his lovely assistant and then backs Larry against the ropes. He throws a knife edge chop that echos of the chest of the large wrestler. Gomez looks back at his assistant and winks. She rolls her eyes and looks away in disgust. Gomez shoots Larry off the ropes but he’s able to reverse the irish whip. Not fully paying attention, their lovely assistant reaches in and trips the legs of her own man accidentally.
Moss: Woah! Gomez goes face first there!
Howley: I bet he wants to make her disappear right now!
Gomez stumbles back to his feet holding his nose. Larry is able to finally take advantage with a couple of short arm shoulder blocks, he then picks up Gomez and body slams him tothe mat. The fans get excited as Larry comes roaring back!
Lunchbox grabs Gomez by the hair and pulls him to his own corner. He makes the tag to Bobby Dean.
Moss: “Beautiful” Bobby Dean now getting his first Classic Wrestling action, as he steps in.
Howley: A veteran of the game Moss, Bobby Dean has been around for a number of years. There’s a lot Larry could learn from this guy!
Bobby Dean enters. He puts his hands up, ready to strike. With a big ear clap he sends Gomez stumbling again. He walks over as Gomez turns back around to face him, and Bobby Dean plans a firm elbow right between the eyes, and Gomez goes down!
On the outside Lunchbox is catching his breath, and holding the rope for balance. He’s surprised by the slap on his hand.
Moss: And Bobby Dean tags right back out!
Dean wipes his brow and steps through the ropes to the apron. Larry just stares incredulously. Bobby slaps him on the butt and tells him to “Go ahead Champ!”
Larry gets back in but he’s quickly attacked by Carlo who has since tagged in on the other side of the ring. Carlo is able to get the advantage and lock in a side headlock. He tries to squat low on it so Larry can’t get the advantage but Larry’s strength wins out as he powers up Carlo and drops him with a big back suplex.
Both men race to their feet Carlo a little slower. Larry goes for a big boot but misses slightly. Carlo cracks Larry in the face with a punch that staggers him. Larry ducks the second punch and reels back for a huge clothesline!
Carlo Amaretto: WAIT!
With both hands out, the Magician yells. Larry actually stops to see what’s coming.
Moss: What’s this?
Amaretto reaches into his suit and pulls out a handful of cards. He fans them out away from Lunchbox.
Carlo: Pick a card! Any card!
The fans cheer, excited for the trick. Larry sheepishly looks back at Bobby Dean whos so excited for the trick, he’s bouncing back and forth.
Bobby Dean: PICK THE MIDDLE CARD! I hope it’s the Queen!
Larry shrugs, looks back at Amaretto. Suddenly with blazing speed Larry reels back and delivers the clothesline instead. The cards go flying and Carlo folds over inside the ring. The fans laugh loudly
Howley: SMART MOVE!
Larry runs and elbows Gomez off the apron and goes for the pin.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
The fans erupt as Bobby Dean falls through the ropes and into the ring. He’s quickly back to his feet adjusting his waistband. He bumbles over and hugs Larry, trapping his arms and lifting him up!
Filipe Chcoda grabs the brand new Classic Wrestling Tag Team Championship belts and goes to hand them to BDSM. Bobby Dean cuts in at the last second and accepts both championships. He tosses one over each shoulder. Larry is smiling but you can tell he’s a little jealous he doesn’t get to hold one.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner, and NEWWWWW CLASSIC WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! BOBBY DEAN AND SOME MAN!
They celebrate while their music plays.
Moss: What a turn of events, a tag team that just debuted on the last episode of Classic on RBTV, has upset the field, and won the Tag Team Championships!
Howley: It’s not about where you’re ranked Moss, it’s about taking care of business when given an opportunity and that’s what these two have done!