The fans come alive as Nothing But A Good Time by Poison plays in the studio. Through the curtain come the two smiling young wrestlers. They slap hands with the fans and do some dancing with an older fan at ring side. After the trio finish their air guitar solos the Surf Express Bros roll into the ring and high five one another.
The sound is quickly replaced by the not so happy tones of New World Symphony, 4th Movement by Antonin Dvorak and the number one contender for the Classic Wrestling, Tag Team Championships come through the curtain, led by none other than their manager, Eddie Dante. The pair of formidable foes move slowly and calculated to the ring.
Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen the following matchup is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit! Already in the ring, hailing from Picadello, Idaho, this is the team of Bowie Abrams and Bradlee Nelson…. SURF EXPRESS BRO!
The fans cheer as the pair come out of their corner and wave at the fans. Robbins switches gears.
Robbins: and their opponents, weighing in at a combined 532 LBS… this is Mushigahara and Leon Van Zandt…. THE FOREIGN LEGION!
The fans boo after Eddie Dante demands that they cheer.
After some consultation, Bradlee and Leon Van Zandt take to their respective corners and we see that Bowie and Mushigahara are going to get started here. The bell rings and the pair begin to circle one another, all the while Eddie Dante barks at Bowie about how small he is and how he’s about to be squished. Mushigahara opens the ropes and gives Bowie one more chance to leave unscathed. Abrams shakes his head determinedly.
Howley: Nice of him to give the Surfer Bros an out, but these guys have more guts than brains apparently Moss!
Moss: We don’t know the Surf Express Bro to back down from anyone!
The pair go to lock up in the middle of the ring but Bowie ducks under Mushigahara and turns him around. With a big right hand the much smaller wrestler shocks the big man who holds his nose before getting extremely angry. He marches in towards Bowie again and the same thing happens once again. This time Mushiahara backs into the wrong corner and finds himself right next to Bradlee. He comes right back out of the corner towards Bowie who goes to duck a third time but Mushi raises a knee and catches him instead.
Howley: Uh Oh!
A few clubbing blows by Mushigahara before a huge right uppercut sends Bowie flying up in the air before slamming into the mat. Mushi takes full control of the match using his clubbing style for a few moments. He beats Bowie in the corner, then slams him down with a huge body slam in the center of the ring. Bradlee tries getting the fans behind his partner on the apron. He claps in rhythmic fashion and it isn’t long before everyone in the arena in clapping…
Howley: Will you stop Moss, you’re supposed to be unbiased!
Mushi ignores the fans and picks Bowie back up and sends him running off the ropes. Mushigahara tries to take his head off with a huge boot, but Bowie ducks under. The fans collectively hold their breath as he bounces off the other side. On the return Bowie dives and drills a flying crossbody block to Mushigahara that takes him down! The fans come unglued!
Bowie rolls right off the big man and out of the ring. He hops back up on the apron and runs to his corner. He climbs the top rope and tags in Bradlee! Bradlee comes in and as Mushi goes to get up off the ground Bradlee drills him with a dropkick sending him right onto his back. Bowie comes off the top rope with his huge Frog Splash!
Moss: Contact High Splash! That’s going to be it!
Bowie rolls out of the ring and Bradlee goes for the pin. The fans jump to their feet as the official slides into position.
Leon Van Zandt goes to break up the pin with an elbow drop, but Bradlee rolls off just in time!
Moss: He hit his own partner with that one!
Bradlee is up before Van Zandt and sends him over the top rope to the outside. Both of the Surf Express Bro climb opposite corners… Mushigahara is up to a knee and stands and turns right into Bradlee flying through the air!
Moss: FIRE IT UP MISSLE DROPKICK!
Bowie jumps right after and lands it again flush on the biggest man in the match….
Howley: CONTACT HIGH AGAIN!
Bowie stands up to ward off Leon Van Zandt and Bradlee makes the cover, the official slides into position and makes the count…
The Surf Express Bro pick up the win and stand up and hug one another.
Moss: Surf Express Bro just upset the number one contenders for the Classic Wrestling Tag Team Championship! This is a huge win for this team!
Harrold Robbins makes the official announcement as they Eddie Dante walks away shaking his head from his tag team. He’s clearly disgusted with this performance. Poison hits the PA system as the bros make their way to the back.
Leon Van Zandt gets up and makes his way to Mushi, but even the God Beast is upset with this one and pushes his partner away.
Howley: Uh Oh, where does this leave The Foreign Legion heading into their tag team title match at In Your Haunted House!?