Back at ringside we see Thunderbird and Patrick Moss sitting at their desks, addressing the fans.
Moss: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match was supposed to be a special three way matchup, but we’ve been told that due to tonights earlier attack on Rikki Roxx, he will not be able to compete in this contest!
Howley: Very unfortunate indeed Moss, We hope Roxx get’s well soon and back in the Classic ring!
Moss: With that, we’re all set for what is now a singles contest!
The instrumental version of “Aloha ‘Oe” by Neverland in Ashes starts to play and The Death Rider himself, Holo Make, steps out onto the stage. He looks out at the crowd, eyes wide as if taking in the people around him. He stalks down to the ring, spooking some of the audience members who get too close. Otherwise, his eyes are focused on the ring with interest.
Once he reaches ringside, Holo Make climbs onto the steps, crawling onto the apron and entering the ring. He looks to the nearest camera and grabs it. He brings it to his face, shouting “I ka mōʻī wahine ʻo Lili’uokalani” into it before shoving it back. Holo begins to pace around the ring, waiting impatiently.
Robbins: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and will have a 15 minute time limit, already in the ring, weighing 374 Lbs, from a lost island in the Pacific… HOLO MAKE!
“March and Fanfare” plays, sending the crowd into a big chorus of jeers as Randall Schwartz makes his way to the ring, flanked by a pair of local security as he taunts the crowd, threatening to sue anyone who touches him before he approaches the ring.
Robbins: …And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, Weighing 176 Lbs, this is Randall Schwartz!
The bell rings and the pair circle each other in the ring for a moment.
Moss: Quite the size difference here between the two Thunderbird.
Howley: It’s clear that Holo had seen Rikki as the much bigger threat in this match size wise, so naturally he took him out! This way the odds of winning against Randall Schwartz and a hurt Rikki Roxx would be even greater. The fact that Roxx didn’t make it out here is icing on the cake!
The pair lockup in the middle of the ring and Holo just tosses Randall off of him across the ring. The big man stalks his prey and slaps his chest where the tattoo is. Schwartz looks up and scurries between the legs of Holo before standing up and running off the ropes. When Make turns around the pair meet shoulder to shoulder thanks to Randalls offensive attack. The only trouble is, it’s Randall who bounces off and down to the mat, and Make takes no damage nor leaves his feet.
The crowd laughs loudly at Schwartz who stands up quickly.
Moss: That move didn’t have the effect that Randall had hoped!
Howley: He’s going to have to use that brain of his to win this one, there’s no way he physically stands a chance against this Pacific Islander!
Holo tosses Randall off the ropes this time, and lands a huge hip toss that launches the Hollywood socialite high into the air before crashing him down on the mat. Make motions that the match is over with a rake across his neck. He waits for Randall to get up and runs at him. He dives head first at Schwartz!
Moss: Aina I Ka Pono!
Howley: God Bless You!
Moss: He nails the flying headbutt! Randall is dead! Randall is dead!
The referee checks and concludes that Schwartz in not in fact deceased, but he is in lala land. Holo gets up and does a quick pose. He moves over to Randall Schwartz to make the pinfall but that’s when he hears a very loud screeching noise!
Howley: What the heck is that!?
Moss: Thunderbird look!
Having just walked through the curtain limping, with a guitar over his shoulder, Rikki Roxx screeches the guitar loud over the speakers in the studio. He hits another cord loudly and points at Holo Make in the ring. Holo’s eyes go wide and he steps towards the ropes. Suddenly Rikki starts playing the riff to “We Will Rock You” and Holo decides he’s had enough. He steps through the ropes and runs after Rikki. Roxx disappears through the curtain with his guitar once more. Make makes chase!
Howley: He’s going after Roxx!
Moss: Rikki Roxx sending a message despite being hurt earlier! Meanwhile in the ring our official Filepe Chicoda is counting Holo out!
Chicoda reaches ten and calls for the bell.
Moss: You’ve got to be kidding me!
The bell rings and the official moves over to the winners lifeless body.
Robbins: Your winner of this match by COUNT OUT… RANDALL SCHWARTZ!!
The referee lifts his arm in victory but he’s still barely conscious.
Moss: What an odd ending to this matchup! Randall Schwartz picks up the unlikely win!
Howley: Well he didn’t have to use his brain after all, lady luck took the lead for Randall and helped him here tonight! Holo started it with Rikki, Roxx just came back for a little retribution!