Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
The fans get loud inside the studio as a pair of their favorite wrestlers are already inside the ring!
Robbins: This match will be for THE REAL WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP! In this corner is our challenger…. Weighing in at 369 and a half pounds! He hails from the Third stall on the right! He makes up one half of the tag team BDSM… This is “BEAUTIFUL” BOBBY DEAN!
The fans cheer as Big Bobo holds onto the top rope. He appears a bit trepidatious as he looks over at Metro.
Robbins: and his opponent… he is the current, reigning, and DEFENDING… REAL WORLDS CHAMPION! Weighing in at 261 Pounds, and hailing from Brooklyn, NY… he is “METRO” VITO VALENTINO!
The fans get even more excited, standing up and clapping for their champion.
Moss: This is going to be a fun matchup.
Howley: I knew you weren’t going to say “good”.
Moss: Two men who have never fought inside a wrestling ring. Your first time in their with Bobby Dean, you’re guaranteed to see a thing or two you never thought you would.
Howley: Or never wanted to! We can’t show some of those things on television!
The bell rings between these two superstars.
Vito walks sheepishly out to the middle of the ring, he’s got a smile on his face. Bobby Dean slowly steps towards him but half afraid to get hit. Finally when they get close Bobby swings for the fences with a quick clothesline. Vito isn’t caught off guard, He ducks the clothesline and goes for a spinning kick when Dean turns around. The kick lands on Bobby, but it’s Vito who falls to the floor, while Bobby rubs the spot he just kicked.
Dean: OW!
He stomps at Vito but misses, Valentino gets quickly back up to his feet. The two meet in the middle once more where Vito gets the lucky strike again, this time it’s forearms to the face that send Dean reeling. Vito hits the ropes and comes back quick!
Moss: OH NO!
Howley: BOBBY DEAN JUST…. WAS THAT EVEN A CROSSBODY!?
Moss: Bobby Dean with the 45 degree cross body block! Flattens the REAL Worlds Champion!
Bobby tries to get the pinfall.
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT by Vito!
The fans come alive.
Vito moves towards the ropes, trying to get out from under The Beautiful One! He rests on his shoulders and neck on the second rope but from behind Bobby Dean crushes him again.
Moss: He just landed on his head on the ropes. Bobby now presses down with his hips!
Howley: Is he gaining momentum!? Is he mounting an offense!?
By the referees count of three, Bobby Dean releases the hold to avoid a disqualification.
Vito pulls himself up as fast as possible to a vertical base but he’s having trouble breathing after that last move. He moves to the corner where Bobby runs next (Light jog). Bobby goes to blast Vito with his butt but Valentino gets a leg up in the air, striking Dean in the face first. Vito hops to the second rope and dives at big Bobby!
Moss: Bobby Dean caught him! He’s got him over his shoulders!
Howley: Vito still has some fight in him!
After 4 or 5 elbow strikes to the head from Vito, Bobby lets Vito drop to his feet. Dean turns and tries keeping the momentum going by attacking him once more, but Valentino is able to trip him up and send him through the second rope to the outside. Bobby’s flesh smacks against the studio floor hard. The fans let out a groan, before a second one is elicited by the suction cup like sounds of Bobby’s skin when he goes to sit up.
It’s Valentino who wastes no time as he runs across the opposite ropes.
Howley: Is he going to Dive!? I’ve seen some of those SuperDoors do it down in Mexico City!
Moss: I think you mean Luchadors.
Instead of diving through the ropes like some reckless kid from the future. Vito does a baseball slide under the bottom rope, striking Bobby and sending him careening back to the floor.
The official begins their ten count. Valentino is quick to grab Bobby Dean by the head and get him off the ground. He guides him back to the ring and roles him in. Valentino goes for the turnbuckle while Dean gets to his feet.
Moss: Missile Dropkick!
Vito now follows up with a quick pinfall.
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT BY DEAN!
“OOOOOOOOH” comes from the Classic Fans. Valentino slams the mat, stands up and waits for Bobby Dean to do the same. When he finally does, he runs and dives at him.
Howley: Dean caught him in a Bearhug! He’s got nowhere to go!
Moss: Nowhere but down!
Bobby Dean completes the bear hug slam on his smaller opponent. He then takes a breather himself as he appears to be out of breath. After a moment he takes a couple of steps and dives at Vito on the ground.
Moss: Senton… VITO MOVED!
Valentino goes for the legs and tries to tie them up.
Howley: He’s going for the Metro Deathlock! Can he do it to Bobby Dean?
Vito struggles, trying to get the big man up and over. Before long Bobby Dean uses his lower body strength to shove the Champion away. The fans get excited as both men take their time getting to their feet.
Moss: THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES!
Both men run at one another. Bobby Dean goes for a body splash. Vito rolls out of the way. When Bobby turns around Vito is swinging a double ax handle. Bobby Dean ducks and stands right back up. Vito was counting on that.He grabs Bobby Dean from behind, lifts him up ever so slightly (as high as he can) and drops him down across the knee of Vito Valentino.
Moss: BROOKLYN BACKBREAKER!
Howley: I think Vito just shattered his own leg! Who would willingly drop Bobby onto themselves!?
Vito crawls over and pulls both legs of Bobby Dean as hard as he can.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
The Bell rings and “Life in the Fastlane” begins on the loudspeakers. The fans in attendance jump for joy at a great match between a couple of their favorites.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner… AND STILLLLLL REAL WORLDS CHAMPION! “METRO” VITO VALENTINO!
Moss: Well Bobby Dean has been on an incredible roll here in Classic Wrestling. Both in tag team and singles action. He was close tonight but the champion came out on top!
Howley: Dean’s got an interesting offense, but Vito is battle tested and as we saw, battle proven! Wait… what’s this guy doing now?
This guy is Bobby Dean. He’s back up and jumping for joy as if he’s won. When the championship is handed into the ring Dean grabs it before the referee can. Vito sees this and gets defensive.
Moss: Uh oh! This fight might not be over yet..
Bobby Dean waves Vito’s suspicions off and walks over to him. He says something inaudible to Vito who thinks for a second and suddenly relaxes. With a shrug from Vito comes Bobby Dean moving behind Valentino. He tosses the title around the waist of the champion and even clasps it for him.
Howley: I think he’s just happy he doesn’t have to be the champion now Moss!
Bobby now begins to clap for Vito and the fans follow suit. They let a collective breath out realizing that he’s not going to cheapshot the champion. Instead he leads the “METRO! METRO! METRO!” chants.
Moss: I think you might just be right! Well that’s going to wrap it up for us here tonight! We want to thank all of our amazing fans both in the building and of course watching at home on RBTV! For Joel “THUNDERBIRD” Howley, I’m Patrick Moss, this has been Classic Wrestling on RBTV! Goodnight folks!