Ringside we see Holo Make stretching on the ropes with his enormous frame. King Kong Frank marches around the ring in circles. His large USA flag waving as he goes. Nearby fans shout out the occasional HUSS at him before he rolls into the ring with his Championship around his waist.
Moss: We’re getting a slightly different Frank these days huh Thunderbird!?
Howley: Well he’s not risking life, limb, and insurance claims right now so I’d say that’s an improvement!
Moss: Right you are!
Frank stands in his corner bouncing off each foot ready for a fight. Holo stands tall, unmoved watching his wild opponent carefully.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. It is for the PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP! In this corner…
The people get angry and wish poor things for Holo Make and the waves he’s made in Classic Wrestling.
Robbins: Weighing in at 374 pounds… he hails from A Lost Island in the Pacific! He is the challengerrrrrr… This is HOLO MAKE!
Booing ensues as the Islander makes his presence known.
Robbins: And his opponent… he hails from The Great Smokey Mountains… weighing in at 295 pounds… He is the PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPION! This is KING KONG FRANK!
The crowd erupts into cheers as the wildman stares wide eyed around the studio. He can’t believe the reaction he’s getting here. After soaking it in a bit, he turns back to Holo.
The bell rings and neither man moves right away, in fact they nod at one another.
Moss: That’s about as close to a handshake as we’re going to see from these two monsters!
Howley: That’s a combined 669 Pounds in that ring… BETWEEN TWO MEN! Outrageous!
Moss: Classic Wrestling is home to many giants in this sport, and here are two fine specimens!
Both men march out and meet in the middle, 6’9” vs 6’8” are nearly nose to nose. These two alone is a site in and of itself.
Moss: and remember this isn’t the first time these two met!
Howley: Oh I bet Frank remembers, he didn’t come out on top that night, that’s got to be sitting in the back of his head.
Suddenly Frank lets loose a toe curtling scream and lets out a barrage of haymakers on the big pacific islander! Left after right after left after right. Holo at first is unmoved, but as the blows keep coming he can’t help but reel. He lumbers towards the ropes, Frank runs after him but it’s Holo who dumps him over the top rope and to the outside floor.
Moss: That’s no man’s land down there, especially with these two.
Howley: I think Frank lives in No Man’s Land!
Holo steps out onto the apron and raises both arms high into the air. He leaps down with a double ax handle smash on the back of Frank. He sprawls once more.
Moss: Make is not content! He’s picking Frank up and looking around! What’s he going to do? Chip Newman inside the ring is counting. Make goes to send Frank back first into the ring apron but Frank is able to reverse it and Holo is the one who eats the hardest part of the ring!
Frank wastes no time and lifts up Make and rolls him back in. He HUSSES back onto the apron and steps through the ropes. When he gets there he steps up onto the first turnbuckle backwards and dives at Make with an elevated stomp.
Howley: I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that move before!
Moss: Give a wild man like Frank any object, I’m sure he’ll figure out a way to jump off it!
Frank guides Holo to his feet before a big right hand to the mush. The fans “ooooo” at the contact. Holo turns away and then back. Frank smacks him again. Holo does the same but turns back faster this time. Frank doesn’t hesitate, he strikes again. Then quickly follows it with a kick to the gut. He grabs Make by the long hair and slams him headfirst into the turnbuckle…. Then again… Then again…
Moss: Don’t look now Thunderbird, but it seems every one of those head strikes is actually WAKING Holo up!
Howley: It’s a tale as old as time Moss! Never go for the head of a pacific islander, they got heads harder than coconuts!
On the third turnbuckle smash Make’s eyes go wide and turns to Frank in full hulking manner. For a split second even Frank backs up from the impressive display. He goes to punch Holo in the head but Make grabs his fist. He unleashes a headbutt that sends King Kong Frank halfway across the ring. Everyone of the fans stand on contact.
Frank, either too tough, or too dumb to stay down gets up again, his knees shaking a bit from the big headshot. He turns and Make unleashes another one that connects flush. Both men crumble, but Holo lands on top.
Chip slides into position.
Moss: We’ve got a new… KICKOUT!
The fans let out a collective breath as they all suddenly realize they’ve been holding it in. They cheer out of respect for both men.
Howley: He’s going to have a headache for a few weeks.
Slowly they get to their feet. Holo uses the ropes. Frank on all fours, works his way up.
Howley: Both men have thrown one hundred percent behind every strike. Like two heavyweight boxers the longer this goes, the slower they both get. They know the time to strike is now!
Moss: That’s…that’s surprisingly insightful Thunderbird!
Howley: I used to do this you know.
Holo sees Frank turn around and starts to run at him. He abandons the Heabutt when Frank sees him coming and instead runs past him. He hits the ropes and comes back at the Champion as fast as he can.
Moss: Holo dives! He’s aiming the chest of Frank!
Franks eyes go wide as Make takes flight. His 6’9” Frame glides through the air. The fans stand up….
..Just as Frank gets his Smokey Mountain Spike into the neck of Make in mid air.
Make crashes and Frank makes the cover.
The bell is rung and Ted Nugent serenades the Classic Wrestling studio!
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner by pinfall… AND STILL PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPION! KING KONG FRANK!
Frank rolls off Make as the referee hands him the championship. He gazes at the lights before standing up. He leans over and pats Holo on the chest as a sign of respect. He then holds the Premier American Championship high into the air and letting the fans soak in the moment. He then grabs a strap on one end and swings it wildly around the ring.
Moss: King Kong Frank retains on a big night for Classic Wrestling!
Howley: Hard hitting action here on RBTV as always! I can’t wait for next week already!
Moss: Well for my tag team partner Joel “Thunderbird” Howley, I’m Patrick Moss, we’ll catch you next time, right here on RBTV!
The scene fades to the fans all HUSSING along with Frank, including a couple of kids in the front row wearing Frank’s branded T shirts.