We’re backstage, as Serena Reyes looks awkwardly at Eddie Dante and his beleaguered Foreign Legion. Dante appears to be simmering with rage, while Leon Van Zandt and Mushigihara are the worst for wear, looking exhausted, bruised, and scratched up.
Serena Reyes: I’m here with the Foreign Legion and their leader, Eddie Dante, after last episode’s handicap match against Bobby Dean. Now, after the loss in a hard-fought match, where does the Legion go from here?
Eddie stares daggers into Reyes’ soul, as he subtly gestures for the microphone. Leon Van Zandt and Mushigihara slowly step back from their seething manager as he speaks.
Eddie Dante: Where… does the Legion… go from HERE?
The devious Dante takes a deep breath.
Eddie Dante: Well, it’s simple. Though we may have faced a mild SETBACK in our pursuit of those Classic Wrestling Tag Team Championships thanks to that buffon Lunchbox Larry, we continue on, and will not rest until those belts, those belts which are rightfully OURS, are in our hands. BDSM may have won that battle on Classic TV Episode 8, but believe me; they WILL lose the war.
Serena Reyes: Do you think tonight’s match between the champions against the Amazing Amarettos will affect that pursuit at all?
Dante chuckles and shakes his head.
Eddie Dante: Heavens, no, Miss Reyes. The Amarettos may be flying high going into that ring, but I can assure you the Foreign Legion and myself will be watching from afar, and scouting them. You see, the next shot at the championships is OURS BY RIGHT, and if those boys think their fancy parlor tricks will change that, then they might as well be sharing the stage with white tigers. We WILL be watching, waiting for our moment, and provided THESE wastrels don’t squander their chance, there is NOTHING that anyone in Classic Wrestling can do to stop us.
Dante took a chance to swing his cane at Mushigihara as he called his tag team wastrels, making the monster shudder in reflex. With a grin, Dante shoots off, stage left, while his Legion follow him.
Serena Reyes: Back to you, Patrick and Thunderbird.