DING! DING! DING!
Moss: Well, folks. This one should be interesting as Noble has come in and garnered a ton of interest. one of them being our current reigning Real World’s Champion, Vito Valentino. Big things could be on the horizon for this blue ch—
Nick Noble rushes Sgt. Justice as soon as the bell sounds, but Justice side-steps him and locks in the Chicken-wing sleeper! Spencer Fuller is right there asking Noble if he submits… and he does.
Moss: —holy crap.
The fans in attendance are ASTONISHED as Sgt. Justice released the hold. “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle hits the PA system as Spencer Fuller raises Sgt. Justice’s arm in victory!
Howley: Wait, what? WHAT?! I was tying my shoe under the broadcast table! Is it over already?! What the-
Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of a submission at two-seconds… SGT. JUSTICE!
Moss: Um… yes. Long Arm of the Law after Nick Noble rushed him… and that was it.
Howley: That HAS to be a record in Classic Wrestling!
Moss: I… I think it is.
Noble sits on the middle turnbuckle, in shock that he got caught like he did.
Moss: Well, folks… that’s all she wrote with that one. Good thing Sgt. Justice doesn’t get paid by the hour!