Your Classic Wrestling broadcast is once again interrupted by an overview shot of the Almir Sayed estate. Once again you are awe struck by the beauty and magnitude of this mansion built on the side of a cliff. It is truly the stuff dreams are made of.
Once more the shot closes in on the balcony that over hangs the West Hollywood Hills only this time we are brought to the grotto. We focus in on the salt water jacuzzi where we find our hero, the honorable, Almir Sayed with a fine-looking lady hanging off each arm. Kneeling to the side of the jacuzzi is Haseem with a fresh tray of mojitos for his friend and colleagues.
Almir Sayed: Cleveland sucks.
Almir says with a scoff and a laugh as Haseem also joins in on the fun.
Haseem: And Drew Carey is fat!
Almir Sayed: Haseem! What did I say about fat shaming!
Haseem: Never on camera.
Haseem says with a sigh as he moves away from the jacuzzi.
Almir Sayed: That is correct.
Almir rudely reaches across the face of one of the ladies to grab the mojito that Haseem left for him.
Almir Sayed: It has come to my attention that those of you watching at home are flooding the mail room of Classic Wrestling asking when I will make my debut. Now those who pull the strings have asked to me to ask you to cease and desist! Stop demanding that I, Almir Sayed make my long awaited debut in a Classic Wrestling ring! They told me to tell you to just be patient!
Almir takes a sip of his mojito as the two women on his arms continue to just look attractive.
Almir Sayed: I say. Keep sending your letters! Keep chanting my name! Keep pestering the powers that be to book the Moneymaker!
Almir Sayed: Force their hand to debut me! So that I may scoff at their booking! Cleveland isn’t good enough for the Moneymaker! Ohio? Really? You think you’re deserving of my presence? No. The Moneymaker is a main event level talent. I am a game changer. I am a pay per view draw!
Almir throws back what’s left of his drink with a smirk.
Almir Sayed: I am the new franchise player of Classic Wrestling. I do not wish to wrestle in the arsehole that is Cleveland, Ohio but I am a man of the people. I will do what is asked me. If you wish me to be live and in studio? You know what to do and I will be there.
Almir smirks as Haseem comes running back into the shot with a fresh set of drinks. The women turn to their personal hero and begin to kiss him on the cheeks as he smiles before our shot fades away and back to the Classic Wrestling studio.