Once the bell rings Rick Broadway lunges after the smaller Marty Murdoch. Murdoch manages to roll out of the way. Broadway quickly spins around and goes for a lariat but Murdoch manages to lean backwards and duck out of the way. His face narrowly missed getting taken off.
Moss: This match is starting off quickly. Broadway is looking to decapitate the smaller Murdoch.
Howley: I don’t need to tell you how hard it is to kill a gnat. Them things are fast!
Moss: Are you saying Murdoch is a gnat?
Howley: Yes! He’s small. Annoying. And won’t stay out of my way!
Moss: Do you need a pest control service?
Howley: If it will get rid of Marty…. Maybe.
Marty regains his balance and runs off the ropes. Broadway turns and once again goes for a lariat. Marty slides under, stops his momentum and dropkicks the back of Broadway. Rick falls face first into the ropes and bounces backwards. Marty goes for a schoolboy pin.
Howley: Thank the good lord!
Moss: Broadway is able to kick out easily.
Howley: That’s what I just said…
Moss: That’s not what you said at all…
Broadway kicks out with authority. Marty pleads with the ref, but accepts that it was only a two count. Rick gets to his feet and locks up with Marty. The larger man pushes Marty into the ropes. The two of them spin on the ropes for a moment when Rick gets Marty into the corner. Rick goes for a back elbow but Marty ducks out of the way and shoves Rick into the corner. He begins to throw lefts and rights to the gut of Rick, but they aren’t doing much, until one stray slides up and connects with the chin of Rick. His head flings back as Marty continues with a few more shots to the head.
Howley: Look at him blatantly cheating!
Moss: Do you know what the rules are here?
Howley: Do you!?
Moss: Yes. And that was an open handed hit and is perfectly legal.
Howley: You would say that. All you little people stick together.
Moss: I’m…. We are not getting into this right now.
Marty whips Rick across the ring into the opposite corner. Marty runs towards him and leaps. Rick catches him in midair.
Moss: Looks like Broadway is going for a big slam.
Howley: Hold onto that lil guy tight! Blink and you’ll miss your shot.
Marty is ass over tea kettle when he begins to kick his legs. Rick begins to lose his balance as Marty slides down his back. Marty leaps up and elbows Rick in the back of the head. Then does it a second time.
Howley: This guy just can’t not cheat!
Moss: You’re a professional. Don’t use a double negative.
Howley: Cheating is cheating!
Moss: All legal.
Marty takes a few steps backwards and gets a running start before leaping into the air. Grabbing Rick by the back of the head and driving him face first into the mate.
Moss: A massive Bulldog in the middle of the ring. Looks like Rick might be out cold.
Howley: Dammit be blinked.
Moss: He sure did.
Surprised and shocked Marty shoves Rick onto his back and hooks both legs. Marty’s legs are doing everything they can to keep the larger Rick down.
Robbins: The Winner of this Match Via Pinfall… MARTY MURDOCH!