Moss: We’re back and we’re ready for our main event! We’ve got two huge stars in one big match here tonight!
Howley: You got that right Moss! I can’t believe Holo Make wasn’t at CLASSICMANIA!
Moss: Well he’s going to have a chance to right that wrong right here against someone who came up on the losing end of things just a few weeks ago!
Howley: Not to mention Holo just topped Nick Noodle last time we saw him without fail!
Moss: I wouldn’t want to be in his way tonight!
Cut to a smiling Lunchbox Larry.
Howley: Well I guess not everyone is as cautious as you are!
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is our MAIN EVENT with a 20 minute Time Limit! In the corner to my left… He is from a LOST ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC…. Weighing in at 374 pounds… “The Pale Rider” HOLO MAKE!
The fans boo loudly until Holo side eyes them into shutting it.
Robbins: And his opponent! Hailing from Westbrook Maine! He weighs in at 277 pounds… LUNCHBOX LARRY!
The bell rings as each man stands in his corner. Larry readies against the ropes while Holo stands poised.
Larry comes out with his arms up for a lock up but Holo catches him with a kick to the gut right away that sends him sprawling. Larry gets right back up but catches an overhand chop and then gets run head first into the turnbuckle. Lunchbox stumbles away but isn’t able to get out of the way of some of Holo’s strikes.
Holo takes over and works Larry around the ring peppering him with punches, chops, and powerful submissions. After a big move Larry is able to roll out of the ring to avoid a pin fall attempt from Make.
Holo steps over the rope and hops to the floor. Larry is able to finally get away while Holo makes chase. Larry slides into the ring and hits the ropes, Holo follows but gets caught upon stepping back over the rope with a diving forearm smash from Lunchbox that sends the fans into a tizzy. They roar with approval as Holo crashes back through the ropes to the floor on the outside. Larry falls backwards in the ring hilariously.
Moss: I guess he needs a break!
Howley: He’s been getting pounded the whole match, I’d say so!
Larry gets up slowly as Holo rolls back in under the bottom rope. Both men get to their feet slowly and begin a striking exchange. Holo hits a big uppercut, followed by a big right hand from Larry, when Holo goes for the overhead chop Larry is able to duck under and run the ropes. Holo swings again for a clothesline but Larry ducks once more, grabs the waist of Holo, spins around him and lifts and slams him with a back drop suplex! The entire ring shakes and the fans jump to their feet. Larry goes for the cover.
Moss: MAKE kicks out just in time!
Howley: Lunchboi almost had him that time. Hit him with the surprise suplex!
Larry gets up and climbs to the second rope, Holo is up just as fast unfortunately and grabs Lunchbox and launches him back into the ring on his back. Holo takes a few steps and elevates into a very high jump leg drop. There’s enough time for Larry to roll out of the way at the last second.
Moss: Both men going back and forth, a game of one upmanship!
Howley: Someone’s going to get the big move and that’s going to be all she wrote!
Larry waits for Holo to get back up, Make holds his backside in pain. He turns around and sees Larry running at him.
Moss: KNUCKLE… NO!
Make pushes Larry past him and hits the ropes himself. Now it’s Holo’s turn!
Howley: Aina I Ka… NO!
Now Larry dodges the headbutt and sends Holo into the corner instead. Holo stumbles out and Larry lifts Holo onto his shoulders before laying out with a big slam in the middle of the ring.
Moss: That’s going to do it!
But before Larry can cover him, Holo already has a foot underneath the ropes. The referee won’t count.
Howley: There’s the benefit to being seven feet tall! You’re always near the ropes!
Larry slaps the mat and pulls Holo to his feet. Larry signals to the crowd and goes to run once more. With both hands Holo reaches out and traps the head of Lunchbox. In one fluid motion Holo rears back and then slams his head forward with a colossal headbutt on Lunchbox Larry. Both men fall flat on their backs holding their heads.
Moss: BOOM! What a shot from Holo, let’s take a look at the replay!
As the replay airs we see Holo edge over to Larry and finally lay an arm over him.
The bell rings as Holo Make’s theme song rings out in the arena.
Moss: He’s done it again! Holo is back on a streak here in Classic Wrestling, first Nick Noodle, and now Lunchbox Larry! A hard fought victory for the Islander!
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner by pinfall… HOLO MAKE!
Holo celebrates by pushing Larry out of the ring and claiming ownership of the space. The referee tries raising his arm but cannot reach high enough. Holo doesn’t want to be touched anyway.
Howley: I thought this was going to go the other way, but you never know in Classic Wrestling do you Moss?
Moss: That’s right partner, We have the best athletes on planet earth and that was another fine example. And with that we’re going to be out of time here on Classic Wrestling on RBTV, We want to thank you for watching ths week, don’t forget to tune in next time! For Otto Price, and Joel “Thunderbird” Howley, I’m Patrick Moss! Have a great night everybody!