The ever nervous Eddie Spaghetti stares across the ring at Larry Rockfield. The smirk on Larry’s face says everything. Not a worry in the world and couldn’t be bothered to even acknowledge his opponent. As the bell rings neither man moves forward. One because he’s timid and the other because he’s aware of that fact.
Howley: Now this right here is a rassler!
Moss: You’re right. He doesn’t look like much but Eddie…
Howley: No you dummy. Larry Rockfield!
No sooner than that, Larry bursts towards Eddie. He tries to avoid the hulking man rushing towards him, but can’t. He is crushed in the corner. Larry drives a shoulder into the midsection of Eddie, who bellows out in pain. Larry lifts up Eddie’s face with his hand and then back elbows him over and over again. The ref eventually steps in to break it up.
Moss: This One doesn’t look like it’s going to be pretty for Eddie.
Howley: Most certainly not. Larry looks like he’s on a mission right now.
Larry upset that the ref broke it up, shoves the ref aside and picks up Eddie for a body slam. Then begins to stomp on the exposed limbs of Eddie. Each stomp harder than the previous. Larry covers Eddie.
Moss: Thank god this is over.
Howley: Shucks I wanted more.
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Larry picks up the head of Eddie to break the pin.
Howley: YES! YES! YES!
Larry stands Eddie upright and smacks him playfully on the cheek a few times. Dazed, Eddie throws a thumbs up, but is leveled to the mat by Larry before he even knew what hit him.
Moss: This is just uncalled for.
Howley: This is ENTERTAINMENT!
Eddie is out cold, but that doesn’t matter to Larry who picks up the lifeless body and smirks. The wobbly Eddie has no clue what is coming, but Larry most certainly does. As he lifts him up for….
Moss: Looks like he’s going for his
Howley: Reverse Piledriver!
With a sickening thud, Eddie’s head slams on the mat and his body goes limp.
Howley: Look at him. He looks like cooked spaghetti now.
Moss: I think he’s always looked like that, but your point is made.
Larry cockily pins the downed Eddie, not even hooking a leg.
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3!
Robbins: The Winner of this match….
Howley: Via Dismantling…
Robbins: Via Pinfall…. LARRY ROCKFIELD!