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Kilgore Classic

October 17, 2021 by mikey

We return from commercial break to find Otto Price standing in front of the entrance way with a mic in hand.

Otto Price: Ladies and gentlemen, in less than fourteen days my next guest will challenge for the Classic Premier American Championship… let’s hear it for “FERAL”! FREDDY! KILLLLLLGORE!!!!

The fans in the arena are on their feet as Freddy Kilgore, dressed in full wrestling attire, appears behind Otto. 

Moss: It wasn’t long ago that we were questioning whether or not Freddy Kiglore would ever step into a wrestling ring ever again… but two weeks ago he returned to make his intentions known: he wants to slam Shujin Yama – the man who put him on the shelf!

Howley: Yeah, and how did that work out for him?

Kilgore walks in front of Price, cupping his hands to his mouth and leaning back to let loose a feral HOOOOOOWLLLLLL that is answered by all his Wildhearts in the arena. Kilgore grins from ear to ear before his face resumes it’s usual almost unhinged intensity. Freddy steps back to take position next to Otto.

Otto Price: Freddy Kilgore – fans across the world were concerned and worried about you following an attack by Shujin Yama weeks ago.

Kilgore flexes.

Freddy Kilgore: Let me lay it on ya, OTTO-MAAAAANNN!!

A cheer from the crowd!

Freddy Kilgore: I heard your calls. I read your letters. I saw your posts. From the bottom of my soul, my Wildhearts, I heard you! I thank you! It’s because of you…. THAT FREDDY KILGORE IS BACK, JACK! 

Another round of cheers and Kilgore flexes again.

Otto Price: You’re back indeed… but in what condition? Can you make good on your promise to slam the behemoth Shujin Yama?

Freddy Kilogre: Otto-Bot, Freddy Kiglore doesn’t make promises that can’t deliver on, baby. Shujin Yama should’ve finished the job when he had the chance, my man, because he made one big mistake. HE LET FREDDY KILGORE LIVE, BABY!!! AND IT’S GONNA TAKE A HECK OF A LOT MORE THAN EIGHT MILLION POUNDS OF JAPANESE POUND CAKE SLAMMING INTO MY TORSO TO KEEP PAPA WILD THANG DOWN!! I HAVE SKINNED ALLIGATORS ALIVE, BABY! I HAVE SWAM TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST OCEANS, I’VE LOOKED THOSE GIANT SQUID IN THE EYES, BABY, AND I’VE TIED THEM INTO A KNOT!! THERE IS NO MONSTER ALIVE THAT PUTS IN MY HEART, OTTO PRICE, AND THAT INCLUDES SHUJIN YAMA!!!

Kilgore is looking directly into the camera. It spans in closer onto his painted face.

Freddy Kilgore: I WANT YOU TO LISTEN REAL WELL, YAMA! AND YOU TOO LINCOLN! IN YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE, YOU’RE GONNA RUN INTO A BRICK WALL!! YOU CAN TRY YOUR TRICKS, YOU CAN TRY YOUR TREATS, YOU CAN TRY IT ALL – BUT THE ONLY THING THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN IS YOU’RE GONNA GET SLAMMED THROUGH THE MAT, BABY! NO WITCHES BREW, NO GHOULISH FIEND, NO MUMMY’S CURSE IS GONNA SAV YOU, YAMA! WHEN FREDDY KILGORE WRAPS HIS CHISELED ARMS AROUND YOUR BULBOUS BODY, CALLS UPON THE STRENGTH OF THE OLD GODS, ELECTRICITY IS GONNA FLOW THROUGH HIS VEINS AND AS YOU DANGLE IN THE AIR, KICKING THOSE FAT LITTLE LEGS OF YOURS FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH, PAPA WILD THANG IS GONNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HELPLESS, BABY, AND TAKE BACK HIS PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP FOR ALL HIS WILDHEARTS! 

With that, Kilgore leans back and unleashes a second howwwwwwwwwwl that is answered by the fans. Kilgore again steps in front of Price and again begins flexing at the fans who are going absolutely banana for Papa Wild Thang. Kilgore starts to slap the hands of the fans in the front row as Otto looks into the camera to sign off.

Otto Price: Sounds like Freddy Kilgore thinks he’s ready to go. Back to you.

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