The hostess with the mostest, Otto Price is once again gracing our beautiful screens. He’s lost his suit jacket, and is wearing an ugly christmas sweater. He greets us with a smile and a female reindeer on each side.
Price: Alight ladies and gentlemen we’ve had a lot of fun times tonight and this year really! Before I sign off for the evening for you to enjoy our last two matches, including one for the REAL WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP, We’ve got just a few more gifts to get to! At this time, I’d like to introduce Hilton Promotions!
The fans in the arena boo as the Texans come out with their manager, both in wrestling and in business. Unfortunately tonight they are sans McConaughey. Gordy immediately starts to mess with Ottos hair and bully him up just a little.
Lovett: Got Dang boy look atchu. You just a little feller in his little christmas sweater. Look at eem Felton!
Bigsby walks up to the podium and laughs but doesn’t get involved right away. Meanwhile Lovett is still poking and proding when Doris reaches the podium and sighs.
Hilton: Ugh, Let’s get this over with!
Otto tries to talk through Gordy contorting his face for fun.
Price: Gooo ahead and sssselect two pressssnts.
Gordy lets go of him and looks surprised.
Lovett: Well innat somethin. The little drummer boy wants us to pick TWO of dem presents.
Felton moves over towards the gifts.
Lovett: I say we jus gon take ONE!
Bigsby grabs one of the 3 remaining gifts and opens it. He smiles and hands the card to Otto Price before saying to the camera.
Bigsby: Yo Carlos! When they wipe you off the mat tonight you ain’t goin to wake up until 2022.
Hilton snaps her fingers and the boys follow her off camera. A disheveled Otto Price stands with a mic in his hand. Gordy Lovett can be heard cackling down the hallway.
Price: Carlos Ruiz vs ….Hilton Promotions?