Robbins: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall! In the corner to my right, from Mito, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan, weighing in at 297 pounds…. “The God Beast” MUSHIGAHARA!
The fans boo as Mushi slowly sheds his mask and gear.
Robbins: and in the corner to my left. He’s from Swan River, Manitoba Canada! Weighing in at 245 pounds… This is HARRY CHEST!
Harry Chest is the first to make a move as he rushes towards Mushigihara. He drives a forearm into his chest but Mushigihara doesn’t budge and waves for another. Harry runs the ropes and leaps this time with a forearm across the throat, but again it barely moves Mushigihara. Harry tries for a third time but is taken down by a lariat by Mushigihara. Harry gets right back up but is taken down once again with a short lariat. Mushigihara stays on the attack and begins to stomp on Harry, who is trying to drag himself to the ropes for some leverage. Harry is able to withstand the blows and pulls himself up as Mushigihara continues to throw blows at him.
Moss: Harry Chest is doing a wonderful job covering up and protecting himself.
Howley: A cowards act if there ever was a cowards act!
Moss: The name of the game is survival.
Howley: And Mushigihara is the fittest!
Harry covers up as best as he can, when he grabs the waist of Mushigihara and pulls him through the ropes, after pulling the second rope down. Mushigihara falls onto the mat on the floor as Harry climbs through the ropes and stands on the apron. As Mushigihara gets to his feet Harry runs down the apron and jumps off. Leveling Mushigihara with a crossbody block to the outside. Harry leaps to his feet and picks up Mushigihara and rolls him into the ring. Harry goes for a cover.
ONE!
Howley: Chest going for a quick cover…
Moss: It’s going to take more than that to keep Mushigihara down. This man is an exceptional athlete!
Howley: Everyone here in Classic Wrestling are exceptional athletes.
Moss: Except for maybe dad bod chest.
Howley: Looks like Harry is staying on the attack.
Harry quickly takes back control of Mushigihara and fires some elbows to the clavicle of Mushigihara before putting him into a half Nelson. Mushigihara fights the hold off after the ref asks him a few times if he gives in. Mushigihara is able to get both of them back to their feet and breaks the hold with a perfectly placed elbow to gut of Harry. Once he is free, Mushigihara chops at the chest of Harry but by the grace of his glorious chest mane, it did seemingly little damage. Mushigihara fires off another one, but again same result.
Howley: Come on that hair has to be giving him some extra protection! It needs to be shaved off so everyone has an equal chance!
Moss: Or maybe Mushigihara isn’t hitting him as hard as it takes….
Howley: Balderdash!
Frustrated Mushigihara grabs Harry by his chest hair and uses it to lift him up and body slam him to the mat. Harry rolls around on the mat screaming about his hair. The ref does nothing to reprimand Mushigihara, who gets on top of Harry and begins yanking on the chest hair of Harry. With his arms flailing about Harry tries and tries to get to the ropes. Every time he tries to advance Mushigihara slams the free arm to the mat and the process is started all over again.
Howley: That’s right! Use it against him! They say no hair pulling, but they only mean the top of the head!
Moss: I don’t think…
Howley: Only The Top Of The Head!
Harry gets to the ropes as the ref orders Mushigihara to let go of the hair. Mushigihara gets to his feet and wipes his hands on his pants in a disgusted fashion. Mushigihara, realizing that he’s wasted some time, picks up Harry and grabs him from behind.
Howley: Goodnight sweet prince! Now the Emperor’s Suplex, that’s a move I can get behind!
Moss: Not so fast…
Harry hooks a foot around the leg thus stopping Mushigihara from lifting him up. Mushigihara drives an elbow to the back of Harry’s head, and tries again. Harry once again blocks the attempt. Mushigihara headbutts the back of Harry but doesn’t get all of it, but is able to lift Harry up.
Howley: It’s over!
Moss: What an amazing show of athleticism from Harry!
Howley: MUSHIGIHARA WATCH OUT!
But Harry somehow lands on all fours like a cat. Mushigihara doesn’t notice and as he turns around, one kick to the gut later…
Moss: CHIN DIMPLER!
Howley: NOT LIKE THIS!
Harry falls on top of Mushigihara and hooks both legs.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Robbins: The winner of this match via pinfall is HARRY CHEST!