The house lights flicker as “Let It Rock” by Bon Jovi plays throughout the venue. The slow build of the guitar riff primes the crowd for the appearance of their hero in tights.
At the songs apex, Harry Chest walks out sporting his flashy smile and signature heroically caped attire.
He marches to the ring and misses most hand slaps with the fans. His hair is gelled back and his chest is pushed out with pride.
A tuft of iconic chest hair protrudes from the top of his combat suit collar. The word ‘CHEST’ runs across his pectorals in fuzzy felt lettering.
Harry Chest ascends into the ring where his demeanor changes to a serious one.
Moss: Harry out to the ring first and it looks like he is raring to go.
Howley: He better be this match is not going to be easy. And here comes his opponent.
“I’m Gonna Win” by Foreigner. As Chedda walks through the curtain and mugs for the camera and says “Flawless INSIDE the ring…” and runs his hands through hair, slicks his eyebrows back “…and OUT.” As he marches down towards the ring.
Moss: Let’s hope this week he has a better showing than he did last show.
Howley: Never happened.
Moss: Clearly it did.
Howley: I didn’t see it.
Moss: You called the match.
Howley: Nope. Didn’t happen.
Moss: You’re too much.
The bell rings, as Harry walks towards Chedda and extends a hand. Chedda reaches for it but at the last second pulls his hand away and runs it through his hair, and flicks the mixture of sweat and oil towards Harry. Harry smiles and smirks. Harry goes for a punch but Chedda quickly ducks under it and side steps Harry. Chedda brushes his shoulder off but doesn’t see the left hand coming. Harry lands a flush blow to the side of Chedda’s head rocking him backwards. Harry grabs an arm and goes to whip Chedda into the ropes. As Chedda rebounds Harry bends over for a back body drop but Chedda stops short and drops to his knees and uppercuts Harry.
Moss: Chedda showing some life this week. Much more than he did las show.
Howley: I still have no idea what you’re talking about.
Moss: Drop it.
Chedda grabs the leg of Harry and steps over and then leaps down on the knee. Pinning it, grapevined ,between his two legs. Chedda finds the camera and winks and shoots a finger gun towards it. Chedda grinds the knee into the mat all while not breaking eye contact with the camera. Harry screams in pain and in a desperate act grabs the hair of Chedda and pulls his head closer. Harry open palm slaps Chedda, then again before Chedda relents and gets off of Harry. Chedda climbs to the middle rope and beckons Harry to get to his feet.
Howley: For his first time in the ring here in Classic Wrestling….
Moss: Stop it! We all watched him lose last week.
Howley: That’s hearsay and I won’t have you badmouth the great name of Freddy Chedda.
Harry climbs to his feet as he turns around Chedda leaps from the middle rope. Chest notices as the last possible second and throws an arm into the stomach of the flying Chedda, sending him head over heels and flat on his back. Harry pumps himself up as he grabs Chedda by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Harry once again whips Chedda into the ropes, and this time stays standing. Harry grabs and lifts Chedda up and slams him down hard onto the mat. Harry leaps onto the Chedda and goes for the pin. The rest slides into place and checks the shoulders.
Moss: Here we go again.
Chedda gets a should up before the ref even attempts the three count. Harry looks at the ref and nods in agreement.
Howley: Look even Harry Chest knows that he’s no match for Freddy Chedda on his first match….
Moss: Inalready told you to stop it.
Chedda gets to his feet and meets Harry in the middle of the ring. The two men exchange blows with Chedda getting the upper hand. Chedda grabs the arm and whips Harry into the ropes. Chedda leaps over Harry, and then drops down as Harry comes back around. Chedda leans over for his own attempt of a back body drop, but stealing a move from Chedda’s playbook Harry stops.
Howley: Watch out Freddy!
Harry taps Chedda on the shoulder and as Chedda stands up Harry smiles and in an instant nails Chedda with a huge JAWBREAKER! Chedda flops down onto the canvas flat, arms spread wide. Harry jumps down and hooks a leg for the cover.
Moss: Well he put up a bigger fight this week than he did last week.
The bell rings as Harry Chest stands to his feet with the ref raising his hand in victory.
Harold Robbins: The Winner of this Match VIA pinfall…. HARRY CHEST!!!