“Let it Rock” by Bon Jovi blares through the Gund Arena to a display of flickering lights, as the guitar’s climax leads the way for Classic Wrestling’s resident superhero, Harry Chest, to a hero’s welcome!
Tagging hands with the crowd, he riles them up into a burst of cheers on the way to the ring, which give way to jeers as “The Becoming” kicks in, and the lights dim.
Dr. Devastation emerges from the foggy entrance, emotionlessly surveying the crowd as he stalks his way towards the ring. The camera closes in on him and picks up a lowing, grumbling roar from the monster, as he grabs onto the ropes and storms into the ring, standing tall and undaunted by the booing Cleveland crowd. Referee Spencer Fuller makes sure both men are ready, before calling for the opening bell!
Moss: And so this… mismatch begins! Harry Chest surely wants to come out of Slam-a-Thon with a big victory, but he has a literal tall task ahead of him in the form of Dr. Devastation!
Dr. D beckons the heroic Chest to come at him, and after playing to the crowd a bit, Chest bounces off the ropes and tackles Dr. D with a hard right shoulder, but Dr. D barely flinches! The behemoth laughs and dares Chest to try again! Chest signals to the crowd, who cheers even harder, spurring him to bounce off the ropes again, and land the shoulder tackle to Dr. D… who bounces back from the impact…
Howley: HA! Harry Chest got laid out!
…only for Dr. Devastation to hit the ropes, and BLAST Chest onto the mat with his own, harder shoulder tackle! The crowd jeers as Dr. D roars in laughter!
Moss: We knew this wouldn’t be an easy match for Harry, but he REALLY may be in over his head now!
Dr. D taunts his much smaller rival, delivering a hard stomp to his back, and reaching down and grabbing him by his… well, “Harry Chest.” With Harry back to his feet, Dr. D gives him a HARD whip into the far turnbuckle, leaving the hero reeling from the impact long enough for the Bad Doctor to walk right over and push his foot right up against his throat! Spencer Fuller tries to break the choke, resorting to the five-count, which Dr. D lets go of the choke at four! Harry Chest sinks to the mat like a stone!
Dr. D laughs off the booing Gund Arena crowd, before dropping a meaty elbow onto Chest’s Chest, laying into it while Spencer Fuller goes for the count!
But Harry Chest manages to kick out at two! Dr. D is a bit flustered, but continues on his warpath, stomping Harry Chest right in the head, before yanking him back up and scoop-slamming him to the mat, followed by another elbowdrop, leaned in for the pin!
Moss: Once again, Harry Chest manages to kick out!
Feeling a surge from the crowd, Harry Chest slowly, but steadily, begins to rise under his own power! But Dr. D isn’t having it, and shoves him into the corner, before leaning in with a hard fist to the face! Visibly rocked, Harry can’t do much as he gets thrown into the opposite corner! Harry is groaning in pain from the impact, and Dr. D knows this, as he rushes in to hit him with a clothesline…
…but Harry Chest JUST manages to get out of the way, and Dr. D is reeling as he pulls away from the corner clutching his arm! Harry sees this and climbs up the ropes while putting his trusty cape on, coming down on the Bad Doctor with a high crossbody that he holds onto for the pin!
Harry Chest jumps up to his feet, battered, but victorious, and Spencer Fuller raises his arm in victory and Dr. Devastation can only process what just happened!
Howley: HOW DID HE!?
Robbins: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL! HARRY CHEST!
Moss: Big surprises sometimes come in much smaller packages Thunderbird! Harry Chest with a big upset here against Dr Devestation! SLAM A THON CONTINUES!