Moss: Welcome back to ringside folks, after one heck of an opening contest we have ourselves a unique match between tag team specialists!
Howley: That’s an interesting choice of words there but I’ll allow it, Moss!
Moss: Representing their respective tag teams in this encounter are Gnash and Lunchbox Larry, with both teams looking to get firmly back in the tag team title hunt!
Robbins: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Repossessed…hailing from Tasmania, Australia and weighing in tonight at 245 pounds…GNASH!
The crowd boos, but Gnash pays them no mind as he gets ready to go to work!
Robbins: And his opponent, representing BDSM…coming down to the ring from Westbrooke, Maine and weighing in at 277 pounds…he is the Big Box Man, LUNCHBOX LARRY!
The crowd show their love and appreciation for Larry with a chorus of cheers, something Larry briefly soaks in before being admonished by Bobby Dean. With both men ready to go, the ref calls for the bell to start the match!
DING! DING! DING!
Larry and Gnash lock up, and Gnash immediately sends the Big Box Man reeling with some hard lefts and rights that take him by surprise. He sends Larry toward the corner, where Gnash lays in a boot to the midsection for good measure before taking a couple steps back and charging at full speed…only for Larry to evade the attack at the last second!
Moss: Close call there by Gnash, but Larry manages to avoid disaster!
Howley: Gnash crashing into that turnbuckle is gonna do him no favors!
Gnash collides with just the right amount of force to send him backward a couple steps, an opening that Larry takes advantage of, hitting a back suplex that takes Gnash down to the canvas! He stomps Gnash as a bit of revenge for the earlier attack, before heading to the ropes to build speed for a dropkick that sends Gnash between the middle and bottom ropes, tumbling to the outside!
Moss: Down goes Gnash!
Howley: Don’t worry, he’s just taking a breather!
Larry leaves the ring as Gnash gets back to his feet, and Larry goes for a kick on the apron…but Gnash blocks it, pulling Larry down off the apron to the floor! We hear the ref begin the count, as Gnash quickly rolls back in the ring
Larry is struggling ever so slightly as he gets back to his feet, Gnash taking great joy in seeing the Big Box Man in this much pain.
That helps clear the cobwebs out of Larry’s head, as he slides back into the ring to stop the count! Unfortunately for Larry, Gnash is right back on the attack with a stomp to the head!
Moss: Oh, come on! That’s not right!
Howley: All a part of the great circle of pro wrestling, Moss.
Moss: What does that even mean!?
Howley: You know exactly what I mean.
Gnash refuses to let up, continuing with more kicks to the head and midsection until the ref finally feels compelled to intervene. Gnash laughs at the ref admonishing him for this punishing damage, shoving him aside to go back at it…but Larry catches him with a small package!
Gnash just manages to kick out!
Moss: Wow, Larry nearly got the leg up on Gnash there!
Howley: That would’ve been rough to witness!
Gnash quickly gets back to his feet, but is blindsided by a now fired-up Larry as the crowd cheers him on. Punch after punch sends Gnash to the corner, and Larry runs at him looking for a shoulder tackle…but Gnash dodges it! Larry collides with the turnbuckle and Gnash takes advantage with a neckbreaker! Gnash with the cover now, could this be it?
Larry kicks out, albeit looking winded! He slowly gets to his feet…and gets caught with a kneeling jawbreaker! GNASHING OF TEETH!
Moss: That jawbreaker took a lot out of Larry!
Howley: He’s in a bad way now, Moss!
With the Big Box Man down and out, Gnash quickly goes for another cover!
DING! DING! DING!
Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pinfall…GNASH!
The ref raises Gnash’s arm in victory, as Bobby goes to check (or chastise) Larry before we cut back to commentary.
Moss: Tough night for Lunchbox Larry here, as Gnash picks up a victory!
Howley: You’d better believe that gives Repossessed a boost in morale as they try to chase after the tag titles!