Back to ringside we see our three opponents in the ring for the main event of the evening.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen up next is our MAIN EVENT, and is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
The fans get excited at the pure size and star power in the ring. They yell their asses off. It’s a sight to behold.
Robbins: Introducing first… Hailing from THE VOID! He weighs in at 350 pounds, and stands at SEVEN feet tall… Being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Walt Whezl… THIS IS LORD COLOSSUS!
The fans boo out loudly. Colossus leans over the top rope and stares a whole through a particularly mouthy fan. Whezl is just happy to be here, soaking in his monster’s chances.
Robbins: Also in the ring, hailing from THE WILD SIDE! He weighs in at 282 pounds, and stands six feet six inches! Being accompanied to the ring by WildKat, THIS IS “FERAL” FREDDY KILGORE!
The fans stand and applaud one of their favorites! The camera zooms in on little Mikey Collins, president of Freddy’s fan club wearing matching facepaint with Papa Wild Thang. Kilgore pumps the crowd up some more.
Robbins: And finally… Hailing from Madrid, Spain, he weighs in at 212 Pounds…He stands six feet tall. Making his return to Classic Wrestling… THIS IS CARLOS RUIZ!
The fans get loud once more. They are very excited to see their Spanish Luchadore back in Classic Wrestling!
Moss: What a matchup this is poised to be! Three very different styles in there!
Howley: You’re not kidding Moss, We’ve got one of the largest men I’ve ever seen, against an absolute Powerhouse in Freddy Kilgore, I mean, the man SLAMMED Shujin Yama! The only person thus far. Against Carlos Ruiz, who has a very small stature compared to these two but is known to hold his own against anyone in the world. What an enticing matchup!
The managers leave the ring and the bell is rung. Kilgore and Ruiz both stay in their corners, watching their opponents. Lord Colossus stares directly forward, not really eyeing anyone. Carlos is the first to move and takes a couple steps out of his corner. Suddenly music hits…
“Train of Consequences” by Megadeth plays loud as the fans begin to boo. Walking out in his finest clothing is “All Business” Alex Bruder. He moves halfway to the ring, stares down Freddy Kilgore who now gives AB his full attention. Bruder then saunters over to the commentary booth where Thunderbird is well too happy to welcome him to the team.
Howley: Here he comes! Looks like we’re getting the night off Moss, I don’t have to talk to you now!
Moss: Very funny!
Bruder grabs a headset as a stagehand brings him a seat. He sits next to Thunderbird shaking his hand in the process. Completely ignoring Patrick Moss.
Bruder: Howley, nice to join you tonight. Kilgore seemed to think he had something worth showing me, and it would seem impolite to turn down that offer. Maybe “Wild” Kat has some extra paint on her, and he’ll jam it in Ruiz’s eyes.
Moss: We both know that’s not what he’s going to show us!
From behind Lord Colossus takes advantage of the distraction given by Bruder. He clubs Freddy Kilgore on the top of his neck and shoulders. Carlos is quick to enter the fray and peppers some quick shots and kicks in the midsection of the seven foot monster. With Kilgore in the corner, Colossus turns to face Carlos and lumbers towards him. Each footstep shakes the ring a bit. Just before he backs Ruiz all the way up, Papa Wild Thang hits him from behind with a huge kick to the back. This sends Colossus careening to the floor with a splat.
Moss: Kilgore has dynamite in those legs! One kick can mean the end of the match, and he just showed Colossus that he’s not too much smaller than the big man!
Bruder: No lie, there, Moss. I’ve been on the business end of that boot of his, and it’s about as much fun as you’d guess.
Watch out, here comes Carlos!
Ruiz dives from the top rope to the outside at Colossus with a flipping body block! The fans are on their feet to watch him dive. Colossus catches him. Eyes go wide and mouths drop everywhere.
Moss: Oh no! He caught him, he’s almost got him up for the Volt Thrower already!
Walt Whezl tries coaching him through it, but two seconds later, another blur comes diving from the ring and lands on both. Everyone falls to the floor.
Moss: FERAL FREDDY KILGORE JUST DOVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO ONTO BOTH CARLOS AND LORD COLOSSUS!
Howley: EVERYONE IS DOWN! Kilgore is a whole lot of man to be flying like that!
Kevin Clady begins his count from inside the ring. All three men struggle to their feet. Kilgore is up first and rolls back in, followed by Carlos Ruiz. The two square off in the middle and lock up. Kilgore ducks under one of the arms of Ruiz and applies a painful hammerlock. Ruiz is quick to roll out of the move and sweep the leg of Feral Freddy. He goes for a quick cover, but Kilgore is out before the ref can get set.
Moss: Of course “All Business”, you haven’t been getting along well with Freddy Kilgore, and that culminated in a match at Capital Clash!
Bruder: You think I step into a ring to get along, Moss? I’m in Classic Wrestling because that’s where the best wrestlers are, and in the ring you’re seeing three of the biggest stars in all of wrestling. I don’t want to make nice with any of them, I just want to defeat them and send them on their way, like I did at Capital Clash, and like I intend to do for a very long time.
Moss: So you’re not harboring any animosity about how your match with Kilgore ended?
Bruder: I got a win on pay-per-view. Nothing better to ice a bruise than cold hard cash.
Ruiz moves into a laying front facelock on Kilgore, who stops and thinks for a moment on how to escape. It doesn’t matter because one second later Colossus crashes onto both with a double legdrop across both men’s backs.
Howley: SPLAT! He just squashed Carlos like a Spanish Fly! Kilgore didn’t fare too well either!
Bruder: No amount of training prepares you for 350 pounds of unbridled menace landing square on top of you.
Colossus picks up both men by the head and holds them apart before crashing their bodies together in the middle of the ring. Both men go different directions after the impact. Colossus chases down Kilgore and picks him up once more. With two hands around the neck he tosses him back first into the corner. He then swings his left arm with a ferocious hook. Wildkat on the outside yells for Kilgore to “DUCK!” he does just in time and finds himself behind Colossus. He leaps and dropkicks him in the back sending him chest first into the turnbuckle. Kilgore gets on all fours and when Colossus stumbles out, he trips over “The Feral One”. On two turnbuckles climb both Kilgore and Ruiz. They signal to one another before leaping in unison as LC finds his feet.
Moss: DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICKS!
Colossus flies like he hasn’t before, finally slamming on to his back near the corner.
Howley: What a double team! These guys realize they are going to have to team up to beat this guy!
Bruder: It’s a great tactic, using their numbers against Lord Colossus. Either Ruiz or Kilgore could take him on a really good day by themselves, but isn’t it easier to gang up on him?
Ruiz turns and runs right at Kilgore and the two of them engage in back and forth fisticuffs. Kilgore tries to irish whip Carlos but he’s able to put on the brakes and reverse the momentum. Freddy ends up running instead. Carlos turns sideways as his opponent bounces. Then he takes his shot.
Moss: Spanish Eyes….KILGORE DUCKS!
Bruder: SO CLOSE!
As Carlos regains his balance Kilgore keeps running faster. This time he comes back and lifts his own leg.
Moss: Call of the… NOW CARLOS DUCKS!
Howley: Both men miss the big kicks! Let’s see Colossus get his leg up there!
LC is still sitting in the corner, shaking off the cobwebs and getting council from Walt Whezl.
Kilgore turns and it’s Carlos’ forearm he sees. Three in quick succession find their mark. Carlos grabs an arm of Kilgore and falls. Using his momentum he tosses Kilgore to the mat with authority.
Moss: What an armdrag! Did you see that! He slapped him down like a slam.
Howley: Looks like he’s learned a thing or two since his injury! Carlos won’t give anyone in this match an easy out.
Kilgore gets back up and finds himself trapped in another armdrag. SLAM. Carlos hits it again. He goes for a cover.
Kickout by Freddy Kilgore!
Carlos slaps the mat before reaching out to the fans who begin to clap for him. He stands up and waits for Kilgore to get up. From behind Colossus grabs him in a full nelson, lifts him high off the ground and SLAMS him down hard on the mat.
Howley: Thanks for coming Carlos! Did you see his head bounce!
The official checks on Carlos after the rough looking move.
Bruder: It’s been a pleasure, Thunderbird, but I’ve got to go!
Moss: Wait Alex, where are you…
Kilgore is up on one end of the ring as Colossus tries to push past the referee to get to Carlos. From behind him Alex Bruder climbs the ringsteps and reaches over the top rope…
Moss: COBRA CLUTCH! He’s got it locked in on Kilgore.
Freddy starts flailing. After two seconds he stops, and suddenly drops to his backside on purpose. The momentum pulls Bruders neck down across the top rope and bounces him not only out of the hold, but sends All Business flying off the ring. Kilgore gets back up trying to catch his breath but it’s Lord Colossus who gets his hands on him first. He kicks him in the gut and scoops him up in one fluid motion.
Howley: HERE IT COMES!
Moss: VOLT THROWER!
The powerbomb connects and Lord Colossus makes the cover.
The bell rings and Walt Whezl loses his mind with happiness. He moves into the ring, making sure to stay close to Colossus. As Alex Bruder recovers outside he turns to find Kilgore holding his own head but standing right in front of him. Alex turns to run but Kilgore catches him after only a few steps. The two start fighting briefly with Kilgore getting the better of the brawl before Bruder finds the eyes of the Feral one! He gets away after a quick rake of the eyes. Freddy eventually makes chase through the curtain.
Inside the ring Lord Colossus stands victorious as Motorhead rings out across the studio.
The fans boo Colossus. When Carlos makes his way out of the ring and to the back he gets a quick standing applause, but quickly the crowd is back to booing Lord Colossus.
Moss: What a triple threat main event that turned out to be! Lord Colossus at the end of the day ends up victorious! In convincing fashion at that! The Volt Thrower might just be THE move in Classic Wrestling today!
Thunderbird: Well without a doubt, Alex Bruder had something to do about that, but you know, when a guy can’t keep your name out of his mouth, sometimes you have to shut them up yourself! I think Alex Bruder and I think the same way. But whatabout Carlos Ruiz! Six foot nothing, with all of the fight in the world!
Moss: A great showing by Carlos, and glad to see him back in Classic Wrestling, unfortunately didn’t come out on top of this one! We’re out of time Ladies and Gentlemen, for Joel “Thunderbird” Howley, and Otto Price, I’m Patrick Moss, tune in next time for the fallout of tonight on Classic Wrestling on RBTV!