As we move to the ring we see Fenderbender Jones running the ropes and warming up. The ring announcer mentions his name but the crowd isn’t here for Fenderbender tonight.
Moss: Here we go folks, another great evening of wrestling action, and up first we’ve got Fenderbender Jones in the ring! He’s lost a couple bouts here in Classic, but looking to rebound in a big way here tonight against one of Classic Wrestling fans favorites!
Howley: You know that’s right Moss, but it’s going to be a HUGE test, can you imagine the upset?
“Wildside” by Motley Crue plays over the loudspeakers and the fans come alive for one of their favorite Classic Superstars, as he and WildKat burst through the curtain. The pair run past the fans who reach out, eager to just get to touch the muscles of the Feral one.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, his opponent. Hailing from the WILDSIDE! Being accompanied to the ring by WILDKAT! He weighs 275 lbs. “FERAL” FREDDY KILGORE!
Papa Wild Thing slides under the bottom rope and then bounces off of them a couple times. The fans react with ridiculous enthusiasm, meanwhile Fenderbender wonders how he didn’t get the same reaction. Seething with jealousy while Freddy leans between the ropes to go over some last minute strategy with Wildkat, Jones tries to take advantage and goes to club Papa Wild Thing from behind.
The bell rings as Kilgore turns around and is able to block the big right hand. Instead Papa Wild Thing uses his free arm to quickly clothesline his opponent to the mat. The fans jump with joy. Fenderbender falls into the corner, where Papa Wild Thing slaps him across the chest loud enough for it to echo through the Classic Studios. As the fans react, Kilgore sends Fenderbender off the ropes with an irish whip. On the return, Jones is able to duck the big boot attempt, he turns around and slaps a side headlock on the man from the Wildside!
Moss: Nice technique here by Fenderbender Jones!
Howley: What kind of guy giving up 70 lbs goes for a headlock?
Almost as if it was a preplanned line, Freddy Kilgore reverses the move at the mere mention of doing so from Thunderbird. With a quick pick up and a fall back Freddy is able to land a big belly to back suplex that leaves ol’ Jones holding his head in pain. Both men get back to their feet fairly quickly, Fenderbender ducks under a lock up attempt, and slides behind Papa Wild Thing this time. With a big forearm to the back of the head, Fenderbender turns and taunts towards the crowd that this one is OVER!
Moss: Wasting time, playing to the crowd is never a good idea! It only takes 3 seconds to win a match like this, and Fenderbender is choosing the fans over his opponent right now.
The fans boo back but when Jones turns around it’s Papa Wild Thing coming at him full speed. He turns just in time to catch the running big boot to the face which levels him to the mat. Papa Wild Thing, moving so quickly, he nearly stumbles over his opponent when he falls. The fans in attendance let out an equally satisfying and painful “OOOOOOOOOH” when the boot connects.
Howley: Forget Fenderbender…. He just got TOTALED!
Moss: CALL OF THE WILD!
Freddy Kilgore covers the man, but at this point it’s academic.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
The bell rings and the fans are back on their feet.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of this match… “FERAL” FREDDY KILGORE!
The fans cheer louder and now Wildkat makes her way inside to congratulate her man on his win.
Moss: Fenderbender falls just short in this one, and Papa Wild Thing moves on to fight another day! Convincing win for the former PAC Champion!