Freddy Chedda stands in the ring and stretches on the ropes in a corner. Harold Robbins stands in the center of the ring holding the microphone.
Flash Gordon starts on the PA as smoke bellows on the stage. A spotlight zeroes in on the center of the stage where Dash is knelt down. In time with the music he stands up and puts his hands in the air. His trusty robot companion, Hello World, wheels behind him as Dash slaps hands with some fans as he makes his way to the ring. He rolls into the ring and does a very exaggerated point and shouts “THE FUTURE!”.
Robbins: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 210 pounds, he hails from
Crowd: THE FUTURE!
Robbins: Ladies and gentleman… “THE FUTURE” DASH..DACKSON!
Dackson and Chedda briefly circle one another before locking up in the middle of the ring. Chedda immediately snags a side headlock and squeezes tightly, but Dackson manages to back him into the near ropes and shoot him off to the far side. On the rebound, Chedda sends Dackson crashing to the mat with a shoulder tackle! He goes to drop an elbow across Jackon’s chest, but Dackson rolls out of the way and gets to his feet. As soon as Chedda gets to his feet, he’s greeted with a quick scoop slam from Dackson!
Dackson greets Chedda as he works his way to his feet and launches him into the corner, charges, and connects with a heavy splash! Chedda slumps over in the corner gasping for air as Dackson plays to the crowd in the center of the ring, momentarily distracting the referee.
Moss: Hey! Look at Hello World! What’s he doing?!
Hello World moves mechanically over toward the corner and clasps a vice grip around Chedda’s ankle! He yells out in pain and struggles to get away, but Hello World holds steady, really clamping down. Chedda is eventually able to pull himself loose just before the referee turns around and hobbles back toward the center of the ring. Dackson meets him in the center with a stiff kick to the gut and a devastating DDT that spikes Chedda’s head off the mat! He covers!
Robbins: The winner of this match via pinfall… “THE FUTURE” DASH DACKSON!
Moss: Dash walks away with the win here tonight, folks, albeit with a little help from Hello World!
Howley: Help or not, Moss, that ring has a Chedda shaped dent in it from that DDT and Dash Dackson’s got another W on his record.