We move back over to Otto Price who is back behind his podium once more. He looks to the curtain and waits for a second before turning back and speaking.
Otto Price: Just making sure we’re not going to have any interruptions again Classic Wrestling fans. Earlier tonight we announced the Tag Team Championships before they were so rudely taken from this podium by The Foreign Legion… We do apologize for that folks!
The fans boo in response. The Foreign Legion are jerks!
Price: I wasn’t quite done with my announcements then Classic Wrestling fans, I’ve got a few more BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO SHARE!
The fans now come alive with applause. Otto gets visibly excited.
Price: As many of you already know, at our big Pay Per View, SLAM-A-THON we’re going to see the crowning of our very first REAL WORLD’S CHAMPION, we’re also going to see the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS decided in a matchup featuring, as we just found out, The Amazing Amarettos! Well we’ve got one more championship to toss into that mix! At SLAM-A-THON we’re going to see a final title awarded, my sources revealed to me!
Howley: Again with the sources! Tell us who it is, or you made it up!
Moss: Shhhhh. I believe him!
Otto holds up an index card.
Price: THis will be known as the PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP, and it will be a championship showcasing some of the VERY BEST talent here in CLASSIC WRESTLING! The incredibly exciting news gets even better wrestling fans! It will be decided in a 6 man OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL! Tune in here next week on Classic Wrestling on RBTV to find out WHO the six competitors will be!
Moss: That is huge news!
Howley: All the gold is on the line at SLAM-A-THON!
Price: ...And finally we’re going to meet someone new next week! The sources of all this information WILL BE REVEALED! When we say hello to the new man in charge around here!
The fans cheer loudly, while asking each other who they think it is.
Howley: New man in charge!? Are you telling me I didn’t get the job?
Moss: It doesn’t seem so Thunderbird! We’re going to find out right here next week! Make sure you tune in folks same time, same channel, right here on RBTV!