Moss: And we are back to the action inside the ring, and we have Derek Miracle and Hardbody Henry already in the ring ready for some hard hitting action
Howley: Look at these two dopes. Neither one of them look like they possess the technique needed to thrive here in Classic.
Moss: Well let’s not have our eyes deceive us, let’s see what they can do once the bell rings.
The bell rings as Derek Miracle poses for the crowd, and Hardbody does the same. The two men lock up and struggle for a moment when Miracle shoves Hardbody backwards and poses once more to the delight of the crowd. Hardbody locks up with Miracle once again, and is able to work Derek into the corner. The two men struggle for just a moment, as Derek spins and reverses positions. Miracle drives a shoulder into his gut, followed by another. Hardbody slumps down onto the second turnbuckle. Miracle smiles and turns his back on his opponent and once again begins flexing for the crowd.
Howley: This man is disgusting! Look at all this pandering to the crowd when he’s in there with a world class athlete like Hardbody!
Moss: Look, the guy knows he looks good, and the fans seem to be enjoying themselves.
Howley: Who cares what the fans think? He needs to focus on the match at hand and not getting the looks from the toothless women in the crowd.
Moss: Not all of them are…. You know what? Never mind.
Hardbody gets to his feet and jumps on the back of Miracle. Trying to lock in a sleeper hold. Derek smiles and fakes going down to one knee, only to pop back up and grabs Hardbody by the head and flips him over onto the mat. Miracle waves for Hardbody to get to his feet, as Hardbody drags himself to the ropes and pulls himself up. Hardbody takes a deep breath and runs towards Miracle, who swoops him up and slams him down with a sidewalk slam. Derek lays on top of him and barely hooks a leg.
One!
Howley: Look at that. All that showboating and he couldn’t get the job done.
Moss: I don’t think it was anything of the sort. Remember this is his first match here…
Howley: It’s the basics for gosh sake!
Hardbody kicks out after one causing Miracle to nod slightly and smiles. Miracle gets to his feet and pulls Hardbody up with him. He whips Hardbody into the rope and takes him down with a shoulder tackle. He looks down and then flexes one more time as Hardbody gets to his feet. Hardbody goes for a grapple but Miracle picks him up and presses him to the sky.
Moss: An impressive feat of strength from Derek Miracle! He lifted Hardbody up like he was a sack of potatoes.
Howley: Those are show muscles. He hasn’t done anything to impress me yet.
Moss: Show or not. It’s still impressive.
Miracle drops Hardbody to the mat with a thunderous thud. He signals to the crowd who are all cheering him on. Miracle picks Hardbody up and grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up into the air. Holding him aloft with a hand on his back and takes two steps before slamming Hardbody down on the mat.
Moss: A Massive choke Slam from Derek Miracle. Does that impress you?
Howley: Not even a little bit!
Moss: Well then you my disgruntled friend are blind!
Miracle goes for the pin and hooks a leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match via pinfall is Derek Miracle!
Moss: An impressive debut! What a maneuver!
Howley: I want him next week in a flex off with me Moss, let’s see who’s got the real muscle!