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ClassicMania Intro

June 27, 2022 by mikey

We open to a music video. Horns blare in the background, enshrining this special occasion. Images fly in one by one as the voiceover of Otto Price takes hold on your psyche. 

Vito Valentino holding his REAL Worlds Championship alongside an image of a very angry and menacing Shujin Yama

Otto Price: CLASSIC WRESTLING REAL WORLDS CHAMPION VITO VALENTINO… VERSUS THE IMMOVABLE, THE ALMIGHTY, SHUJIN YAMA! FINALLY MEET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSIC RING! 

The images fly out and in come shots of “All Business” Alex Bruder and his opponent this evening with Steel Bars covering them.

Price: “ALL BUSINESS” ALEX BRUDER LOOKS TO SLAM THE DOOR SHUT ON “FERAL” FREDDY KILGORE! BUT WILL THE MAN FROM THE WILDSIDE REIGN SUPREME? 

The horns blare and the exciting music continues as we preview our tag team matchup next. 

Price: REPOSSESSED MADE THE TAG TEAM CHANCES OF BOBBY DEAN AND KING KONG FRANK DISAPPEAR! NOW THEY GO UP AGAINST THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE AMAZING AMARETTOS WITH ALL THE GOLD ON THE LINE!

Next we see the wild eyes of King Kong Frank and the Beautiful one himself. 

Price: KING KONG FRANK DEFENDS HIS PREMIER AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST “BEAUTIFUL” BOBBY DEAN IN A VERY UNIQUE MATCHUP! 

Then we revert to the CLASSICMANIA logo that’s filled our screen all too often the past several weeks. 

Price: IT’S CLASSICMANIA! AND IT STARTS RIGHT NOW! 

The montage ends and we’re treated to 17,000 screaming fans inside the arena. The camera fades into our commentary team of Patrick Moss and Joel “Thunderbird” Howley. 

Moss: Welcome everyone to ClassicMania, I’m Patrick Moss and I’m joined as always by the Thunderbird! How are we doing Joel? 

Howley: Maybe one day you’ll be lucky enough to find out, Moss! It’s ClassicMania day and I am HYPE for all the action tonight! 

Moss: What a night it’s going to be, we have 8 big matchups for you this evening! It’s going to be a great night of wrestling action and some big stakes on the line as well. 

Howley: You’re not kidding Moss! EVERY. SINGLE. TITLE. is on the line tonight! We’re almost guaranteed at least one new champion! 

Moss: Nothing’s guaranteed until they get their hands raised Thunderbird! Before we get to that however we have a very special guest here tonight to sing our National Anthem… Let’s kick it back to Otto whos in the ring. 

We see Otto in his tuxedo, primed and ready. 

Price: Ladies and Gentlemen, Here to sing our National Anthem, The star of the hit television shows like Dallas, Step by Step, and so many more… Please welcome… PATRICK DUFFY! 

The prized actor steps through the ropes to a standing round of applause. He brings the microphone to his lips and waves before starting the beautiful rendition. 

Duffy: Ohhhhh say can you seee…By the dawn’s early light… 

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