KA-BOOM! Twin explosions create twin rising plumes of purple smoke, and the Amazing Amarettos, Carlo and Gomez, “magically” appear on the stage. They regale the crowd as they flourish their capes, twirl their wands, and tip their top hats to the audience in perfectly coordination with each other. Their lovely assistant Suzie steps out through the entry-way in a rather normal, non-magical fashion, and her eyes roll back as she holds out her arms in a half-assed show of presentation. The brothers pose with absolute pomp and majesty before all three make their way down to the ring.
The Amarettos perform all manner of magic tricks as they walk down the ramp, conjuring up all manner of cards, quarters, scarves, confetti, pigeons, and flower bouquets seemingly out of thin air. Carlo and Gomez climb up to the ring from opposite corners and converge at the center of the apron, where they take Suzie by either hand and delicately “levitate” her off the floor, over the ropes, and into the ring before stepping through the ropes themselves. With all three in the ring, they again pose majestically for the audience
Harold Robbins: Coming to the ring first, accompanied by Carlo Amaretto and the lovely Suzie, Weighing in at 237 pounds, standing in at six feet one inch…. GOMEZ AMARETTO!
The crowd boos loudly but that quickly changes as the familiar guitar licks and drum beats to “Nothin’ But a Good Time” by Poison hit your eardrums and from the back bounds Bowie Abrams and Bradlee Nelson in matching long tights and miles-wide smiles. They play to the studio audience, getting them into the show as they make their way to the ring. Once they’re between the ropes, they’ll flex and pose a bit for the laaaaadies.
Harold Robbins: And his opponent accompanied by Bradlee Nelson. Weighing in at 210 pounds and standing at Six feet two inches…. BOWIE ABRAMS!!.
The ref checks both men for objects and points for the bell to ring. As the bell rings both men circle one another. Gomez holds a hand up for a test of strength. Waving Bowie to grab his hand. Slowly the bro grabs a hold of the hand. Bowie raises his other hand up, Gomez feigns grabbing it and kicks Bowie in the midsection. Slumping over Gomez strikes quickly with a fist to the side of the face. Followed up by another. Bowie blocks the final attempt.
Moss: Bowie seems to be a little overwhelmed at the moment.
Howley: The Amaretto’s are stellar whether they are a team or solo!
Gomez locks up Bowie with a side headlock. Grinding the hold deeper and deeper as Bowie reaches for the ropes only to be dragged back to the middle. Bowie grabs Gomez by the hips and lifts him up, but Gomez kicks his legs wildly causing Bowie to bring him down. Still wrenching the hold deep, the ref slides in and checks, as Bowie adamantly doesn’t give in.
Howley: Come on Bowie just call it a night Brah!
Moss: Gomez has the headlock in deep, but Bowie isn’t about to give up that easily.
Howley: If he knew what was good for him he would!
Moss: Looks like Gomez has Bowie down to a knee.
Gomez kicks the back of Bowie’s plant leg, taking him down to a knee. The fans begin to stamping cheer on Bowie. You can sense that he’s feeling the energy from the crowd. Bowie begins to get amped up, and up to a sturdy base. A quick succession of elbows to the belly of Gomez and he breaks the hold. Bowie tries to run at the ropesbut Gomez grabs him by the hair and drags him to the ground.
Moss: The ref is really giving Gomez some leeway there.
Howley: Don’t want your hair grabbed? Don’t have hair, simple as that!
Gomez stomps away at Bowie who rolls to the bottom rope, causing the ref to back the Amaretto off. He jaws with the ref for a moment, while Bowie holds himself up as Carlo gets Bowie’s attention and produces a flower that squirts water in his face. Gomez shoves past the ref and quickly gets Bowie into a small package. The ref drops down.
Carlo grabs Bowie’s foot to keep the pressure.
Moss: The ref can’t see it because Gomez is blocking the view!!!!
Howley: See ya later Bowie! Better luck next time!
Bradlee kicks Carlo’s arm breaking his hold as Bowie kicks out before the three count. Carlo and Bradlee begins brawling on the outside of the ring. Gomez gets to his feet thinking he won. Holding his arms high when he is informed that it was only a two count. By the time Gomez realizes the error he is met by a shoulder tackle from Bowie. Bowie builds a head of steam. Bowie lands a huge clothesline, Gomez quickly pops up but is quickly downed by another. Bowie picks Gomez up and lands a huge body slam.
Howley: Get up Gomez!!!
Moss: Bowie with a head of steam.
Bowie drops an elbow across the chest of Gomez. Then quickly gets up and lands another. Bowie runs to the corner and climbs up to the top rope. Holding onto the top rope for balance. Carlo comes up on the apron, but is met by a boot to the face as Bradlee grabs him at the same time, dragging him to the ground. Bowie leaps from the top rope.
Moss: CONTACT HIGH!!!!
After the huge contact Bowie recoils off of Gomez. Holding his ribs Bowie grabs the near leg and makes an attempt of a pin.
Bradlee slides into the ring and picks Bowie and holds his hand high in the air as the crowd cheers loudly.
Harold Robbins: The winner of this match Via Pinfall…. BOWIE ABRAMS!!!
Moss: The Surf Express Bro is officially on the board in the win column! Nice statement win here for Bowie! It’s going to be fun to see how high they can go here in Classic Wrestling!
Howley: Do you even listen to what comes out of your mouth MOSS!? I don’t know if we can say any of that on the air!
The tag team celebrate on their way back through the curtain as the fans cheer loudly.