“You’re The Best Around” by Joe Esposito hits across the studio and the fans come alive.
Moss: Here we go folks, a unique matchup only Classic Wrestling can bring you!
Bobby Dean comes through the curtain with his robe on. He smiles and motions to the fans who applaud back.
Howley: These two guys, not so different Moss… One gets cheered and one booed. Why is that?
Moss: I think Bobby Dean has a certain Magnetism to him, wouldn’t you agree?
Howley: Is that a fat joke?
Bobby Dean gets in the ring and removes his robe and hands it to the referee.
“Hello It’s Me” by Todd Rundgren plays and the people sit back down. Instead of hands of cheers, a series of thumbs down appear. The boo birds are out as The Undercover Lover makes his way through the curtain. He ignores the fans and gyrates his way to the ring. Stepping inside he eyes up every lady in the audience, then finally his opponent.
The bell rings and the referee is the first to move, backing away from the both of them. Slowly Bobby Dean moves forward, a hand towards the sky. Undercover lover watches him, licks his lips and steps forward. In the middle of the ring they embrace.
Moss: It’s a test of strength! Here we go, Bobby Dean obviously has the weight advantage but does that translate to strength Thunderbird?
Howley: Not necessarily, depends on how man curls Bobby Dean’s been doing, and we’re not talking 12 ounce curls!
Moss: What’s this!?
Undercover Lover begins to gyrate his hips while trying to gain momentum. The fans begin to chuckle inside the studio. Not to be outdone, Bobby Dean lets go with one hand, wipes it on his own chest, then clenches the hand of Lover once more.
Howley: Did he just add sweat!?
Lover releases the opposite hand, now he rubs Bobby Dean’s chest up and down before reclamping the hold. In the weirdest of worlds, both men seem unphased by the foreplay for better or worse. Bobby Dean having had enough pulls Lover in, and belly bumps him in the center of the ring. Lover stumbles away holding his own stomach. Bobby Dean waits until he’s lined up before running and landing on Lover with a corner splash.
Moss: Boom! Watch out, Bobby Dean going for the cover!
The official slides into position but Undercover Lover is able to kickout at two!
Howley: I’ve heard the Undercover Lover can go multiple rounds Moss, I think nows the time we test that theory!
Both men get up and as Bobby Dean raises both arms for a ax handle smash, Undercover instead uppercuts him under his third chin. The blow reels the Deaner, Undercover Lover follows up with a dropkick that sends Dean through the ropes and to the floor of the arena!
The official starts his count inside the ring. The former Tag Team champion pulls himself up to his feet using the apron, but for his efforts he catches a Undercover baseball slide to the chest once more. He falls back against the guard rail that separates the fans. The official is forced to restart his count as Lover hits numerous stomps on the much bigger opponent.
Howley: Watch out for Undercover Lover! I hear he’ll take the action almost anywhere!
Moss: You’re enjoying this way too much…
Howley: I am a fan of fine wrestling action, that’s true Moss!
Lover continues to push Bobby Dean back down everytime he goes to get up. Be it by elbow, stomp, or kick to the ribs. Finally he rolls back into the ring to stop the count. When he rolls back out Bobby Dean surprises him with a kick of his own. It doesn’t get too high, but it’s effective nonetheless. Bobby Dean punches the Lover across the face, and then grabs him by the back of the mask. He sizes up the turnbuckle pole!
Moss: Don’t do it Bobby! You’ll be disqualified!
Howley: Here comes the Moneyshot Moss!
Lover is able to put his boot up and block the shot. He throws an elbow back and breaks the hold by Dean. He then grabs Dean instead and rolls him back under the bottom rope after some serious effort.
Instead of climbing in himself, Lover heads for the top rope.
Howley: What’s he going to do here? Bobby Dean is about an easy a target to hit from that height as anyone!
Lover jumps off and lifts his elbows high into the air, but when he comes down Bobby Dean has a foot sticking straight up in the air. Lover’s jaw comes down right across it and he bounces across the ring.
Moss: Both men are down!
Howley: I didn’t know what to expect Moss but rest assured this is much different than the way I fantasi….I mean imagined it.
Bobby Dean gets up slowly. Pulling himself using the ropes for leverage. Undercover lover is also getting up but at a much slower pace. The camera angle changes to one right in front of The Lover. We can clearly see him reach into his tights and pull something out. It’s hard to tell but it’s long, two toned and pink on one end.
Moss: Wait, what’s he doing!?
The fans begin to try to warn Bobby Dean but he lumbers in unaware. As Bobby goes to lift the Lover to his feet, UC absolutely levels Dean with the object and it goes flying!
Moss: All of this in clear view of Official Filipe Chicoda! Lover doesn’t care if he wins, he’s just trying to get out of here alive!
Howley: Someone call that man an Uber! This sesh is over!
The bell rings multiple times as Chicoda admonishes the Lover. Joe Espisito begins to play on the loudspeaker but Bobby Dean is down. Undercover Lover scrambles to recover the foreign object which we can now see.
Howley: He’s got a loaded sock! That’s a tube sock!
He bolts from the ring and runs to the back.
Robbins: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by disqualification…. “BEAUTIFUL” BOBBY DEAN!
Lunchbox Larry comes bursting from the back from another curtain. He first chases after Lover before turning around and getting into the ring to check on Bobby Dean.
BBD is finally coming to, but doesn’t know what happened. He’s asking Larry who tries to explain.
Moss: I’ll tell you this folks, I’m sure this isn’t the end of things between these two. Those two former Tag Team champions are going to have something to say about this!