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BDSM vs The Black Belts

June 13, 2022 by mikey

We come back to ringside, where we see Harold Robbins and Kevin Clady have been joined in the ring by the teams of BDSM and the Black Belts before we cut to commentary!

Moss: And here we go, folks! Tag team action up ahead, our first such contest of the night as Bobby Dean and Lunchbox Larry take on Ken Roddy and Joe Jitsu!

Howley: I don’t know karate, but I know ka-razy…and this is gonna get real nuts, real quick!

Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…the team of Beautiful Bobby Dean and Lunchbox Larry…B-D-S-M!

The crowd cheer for Dean and Larry, the latter of whom seems really eager to get this tag bout underway.

Robbins: And their opponents…the team of Ken Roddy and Joe Jitsu…THE BLACK BELTS!

The crowd shows a bit of appreciation for the fairly-new team in Classic Wrestling, who respond in kind with a bow. With both teams ready, Clady calls for the bell to start this match!

DING! DING!

We kick things off with Larry and Roddy, with the Big Box Man looking to lock up…but Ken quickly ducking out of the way, sending a swift kick to Larry for his troubles! Roddy stays on the attack, following up with some more kicks to wear down the, uh, slightly less big man before making a tag to Jitsu!

Moss: Oh boy, Larry is starting to look out of his element here!

Howley: I don’t think he was quite expecting the storm coming to him from these Black Belts!

The two unleash a double-team flurry of strikes on Larry before sending him to the ropes, hitting an impressive double dropkick! Larry is down as Roddy goes out, while Jitsu goes for the cover!

ONE!

NO!

Larry kicks out, much to the surprise of Jitsu…but Larry is back to his feet, and he is fighting back! With some kicks and punches of his own, Larry is able to fight back Jitsu before ending him into the corner…and delivering a hard splash that sandwiches him against the turnbuckles! Jitsu looks out of it as Larry takes him down with a bulldog, and goes for the cover!

ONE!

T–NOPE!

Jitsu kicks out, clearly showing a bit of fighting spirit in the process! Back to his feet, Jitsu lets Larry know what he thinks with a flurry of offense that culminates in a high jump kick…but Larry ducks it! Larry rolls forward, reaching out and tagging Bobby Dean in, garnering a big pop from the crowd!

Moss: Here we go, Bobby Dean is in and he’s ready to go!

Howley: As ready as he’ll ever be, at least!

Dean hops in as Jitsu charges at him…and ends up bouncing off! The force wasn’t enough to really impact the Beautiful one, who brings Jitsu up to his feet before bopping him with an elbow to the head! That impact is enough to drop Jitsu right back down, and Dean follows with some boots to the midsection to wear the Black Belt down. Eventually, feeling he’s done enough damage, Bobby sets a foot on Joe’s chest…not out of cockiness, but out of necessity…and Clady makes the count!

ONE!

TWO!

Roddy runs in, breaking the count up with a dropkick to the back of Bobby…that sends the big man roughly two and a half steps away, but it’s enough to stop the count all the same! Larry runs in now, and chaos ensues as the four come to blows! Clady does everything he can to bring order to the affairs, finally getting Larry and Roddy back to their respective corners as Bobby once again gets Jitsu up to his feet…only to be taken to the corner with another dropkick by Jitsu! Jitsu makes the tag to Roddy, and the pair try their absolute best to wear the much bigger man down with an absolute rush of hard strikes! Jitsu goes back to the corner as Roddy goes for the cover…but barely even gets a one count when Larry runs in to break it up!

Moss: Larry is not having any of it with the Black Belts tonight!

Howley: Oh boy, he’s getting real brave isn’t he?

Larry doesn’t get much of a chance to follow up however, as Roddy unleashes some more strikes on the Big Box Man, sending him back out of the ring…but the distraction gave Bobby a chance to slowly get back to his feet, and he looks ready to stop Roddy cold in his tracks! Roddy turns around, where Bobby is waiting…and the big man hits some big-time punches on the Black Belt! One punch, two punch, three punch, four…and an elbow to the head hurts Roddy even more, sending him to the canvas hard!

Moss: Down goes Roddy! Down goes Roddy!

Howley: This could be the end of the road, Pat!

Dean hits the ropes, as best he can anyway, and eventually drops onto Roddy with full force, hitting the Earthquake Splash right on Roddy’s chest! Bobby stays seated as Clady makes the count, as Larry rushes Jitsu to stop him breaking it up!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Robbins: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners…BOBBY DEAN AND LUNCHBOX LARRY…B-D-S-M!

Clady and Larry help Bobby to his feet, and Clady raises both their arms in victory as we cut back to commentary.

Moss: What a close, close bout between BDSM and the Black Belts, but Bobby Dean and Lunchbox Larry pull out the win here!

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